Agent Alaska: Recollection and Freelancer

"Party Crasher"

MOTHER OF INVENTION BRIDGE. MANY YEARS AGO...

Cut to the Mother of Invention, inside the main bridge, where Carolina, Alaska, the Director, and the Counselor are seen standing on a platform.

F.I.L.S.S.: "Intruder alert, intruder alert. Breach in Security. Level Zero."

Carolina: "It's the Resistance."

Director: "No, it's Agent Texas. And her damn partner in crime."

Alaska: "What?"

Counselor: "We should get back to the lab. Director, we must follow protocol."

The Counselor leaves.

Director: "Carolina, Alaska, look at me. You two know what needs to be done."

Carolina/Alaska: "We do."

Director: "Then do it."

The Director leaves.

Cut to a hangar, where Tex dispatches multiple Freelancer soldiers with Spike Grenades and soon encounters South holding a Missile Pod.

South: "Think you're so fucking tough, don't you, Texas? Well, let me ask you something: who's the monster now, bitch?"

Tex: "Aw, shit..."

South fires her weapon as Tex dives to the side.

Cut to the Freelancer locker room, where Wyoming and two soldiers search for infiltrators.

Soldier 1: "Dude, we get to fight with Wyoming! Awesome!"

Wyoming: "Just clear the room lads."

Soldier 1: "All clear!"

Soldier 2: "All clear, sir!"

Wyoming: (sighs) "Dear God, it's like idiots in stereo."

Soldier 2: (giggles) "Nice zinger, sir!"

Soldier 1: "Kiss-ass."

Soldier 2: "Shut up."

Wyoming: "Look over there. Now, where are you hiding? Knock, knock mate."

Soldier 1: "Wait, who's there?"

York bursts out from the tiled ceiling above kill the two soldiers and battle Wyoming.

Soldier 1: "Whoa! It's York!" (screams in pain)

York: "Knock knock!"

Wyoming: "Ah yes, that's what I'm saying, who's there?"

York: "It's York! (smashes open a locker, hitting Wyoming in the process, and sees a photo of a woman) Hello."

Wyoming: "Who's there?"

York: "I told you! It's York!"

Wyoming: "It's York...who?"

York throws a locker at Wyoming, defeating him.

York: "It's "York" catch, asshole! (grabs a photo of a woman floating in the air) Talk about knock-knocks." (stuffs photo in his pocket and leaves)

Cut back in the hangar, where South fires at Tex, who continues to dodge. South then launches multiple projectiles at Tex, but several sniper shots eliminate them in mid-air. Tex looks behind her to see North walking in with a sniper rifle over each shoulder.

North: "Well, hello, ladies. What seems to be the problem?"

South: "North, you know what the problem is. This bitch stabbed us in the back, and now it's time to return the favor. Whose side are you on, brother?"