Agent Alaska: Recollection and Freelancer

"Evacuation Plan"

Caboose: "What happened?"

Tucker: "One of the Reds just shot Church in the foot."

Alpha: "That guy's either crazy or dumb."

Tucker: "I know, right?!"

Church: "Ow, that fuckin' hurt!"

Tucker: "Do you think we should try to help?"

Alpha: "Nope."

Caboose: "Yeah, I don't really see how we can, I can't really get a clear shot of Church from this angle."

Alpha looks down and sees that his sniper rifle wasn't in his hands but instead in Caboose's. Caboose looks at him and he grabs it carefully.

Alpha: "Uh, thanks.. I'll be taking back my rifle now."

Caboose: "Okay!"

Cut to the reds and Church.

Church: "Ow, man you guys are a bunch of dicks. I just got this foot."

Simmons: "Four minutes left."

Church: "I just wanna say, that you guys are all mixed up. You're doing it wrong."

Donut: "Doing what wrong?"

Church: "This, your team, like, where's Grif?"

Donut: "He's in the base cleaning up, he loves to keep things tidy."

Church: "No, no, no, see? That's not right, this isn't the way things are supposed to be. It got all confused somehow. Grif isn't tidy at all, he's filthy."

Simmons: "He's gonna wash his hands for a week if he hears you say that."

Church: "Grif, come on, get out here man!"

Grif: "I'm doing my second coat of floor wax! That's when the shine comes to life. I'll be out in a minute."

Church: "Ugh, Sarge come on, be Sarge, yell at him. Get him out here."

Sarge: "Why would I yell at a subordinate? Seems unfair to yell at someone who can't yell back."

Church: "What? That s- what?!"

Sarge: "Hey, sorry about calling you fellas subordinates."

Church: "This is so lame."

Sarge: "No offense meant."

Donut: "None taken, boss."

Simmons: "I actually kinda like being talked down to."

Church: "Okay, seriously? Sarge, come on. You love being in charge, tell these guys to, you know, shape up or do something. Didn't you get that gene from Alpha or something since you're cousins and all?"

Sarge: "Cousin? What cousin, I don't remember having any cousins here."

Church: (mumbling) "Oh fuck, I fucked up this memory didn't I."

Sarge: "Well, I guess they could be doin' a better job."

Donut: "How?"

Sarge: "Uhh, I just want you guys to feel like you're reachin' your full potential."

Donut: "I know I am."

Simmons: "Me too."

Donut: "My potential is so full, I feel like I could fill up a couple other soldiers' potentials."