Agent Alaska: Recollection and Freelancer

"Happy Birthday"

OUTPOST 17-B: VALHALLA. PRESENT DAY.

Grif exits the Red Base, only to find Carolina standing by the door.

Carolina: "Hey, you. Orange one. Where's the rest of your team?"

Grif: "How should I know?"

Carolina: "You don't report in to each other?"

Grif: "Oh yeah. I mean, I get reports."

Carolina: "You might be the worst soldiers I've ever met."

Grif: "Hey! I take offense at that! What do you mean, 'might be?'."

Tex, South, Aur'an, Simmons and Sarge come walking up the river towards them.

Carolina: "Here they come. Let's move out."

She turns and leaves.

Grif: "Hey, guys! Did you find Lopez?"

Tex: "Lopez?"

Simmons: "Yeah. Donut nailed him into a board. He's staying here."

South: "The hell...?"

Grif: "I thought Donut was dead."

Sarge: "Yeah, we really need to stop saying that."

Tex: (sighs) "No kidding."

Simmons: "He almost was. But Doc fixed him up, and now they live together. They say hi, by the way. Oh, and they baked us this banana bread."

A plate holding a loaf of banana bread, with a card sat on a chair.

Grif: "How nice! I'm gonna have to forget to send them a thank-you card. Hey, Simmons, when you said Donut nailed Lopez to a board..."

South: "Ugh! Gross! Please tell me that did not happen?!"

Simmons: "I mean with nails."

South: "Thank god. (Grimaces) You nearly put a mental image in my head."

Tex gags at that.

Grif: "Okay, had to ask."

Simmons: "No, no, I understand. I-I should have been clearer. It's my fault."

Cut to Tucker and Caboose approaching Carolina.

Tucker: "Hey, what's the deal? We're leaving already?"

Carolina turns to Tucker. Washington and Alpha is seen walking towards the other Warthog.

Carolina: "That's right. You got a problem with that?"

Epsilon appears next to Carolina.

Epsilon: "Uh, hey, Carolina, why don't you let me handle this?"

Epsilon appears at Tucker's and Caboose's position.

Epsilon: "Tucker, what do you want?"

Tucker: "I wanna know what you found out about Carolina! Is she evil? Is she crazy? Is she crazy-evil?"

Caboose: "Is she pretty?"

Tucker: "Oh, yeah, is she still hot? Ohohoh or is he a dude?"

Epsilon: "Guys! I've got more important things to do right now."

Tucker: "What are you talking about?! You're supposed to be spying on her! She's the enemy, remember?! Us against them!"