Agent Alaska: Recollection and Freelancer

"Turbulence"

WIND POWER FACILITY; PRESENT DAY

The Reds, Blues, freelancers (besides Alpha), and Aur'an are seen driving in Warthogs, while Carolina and Alpha rides alongside on a Mongoose. The Reds stop and get out, causing everyone else to do the same.

Carolina: "What's going on? Why are we stopping?"

Grif: "We've been driving for hours."

Alpha: (sigh) "Still a fatass, I see."

Carolina: "And we've got a lot more ground to cover, so let's keep moving."

Grif: "Listen lady, I know this is your first road trip with us, but we've got a system. And that system includes snack breaks, bathroom breaks, and stopping to take pictures of funny road signs."

Alpha: "Grif, shut up."

Carolina: "That's ridiculous."

Grif: "Not as ridiculous as Bonner Street."

South and Tex facepalms.

Aur'an: "What?"

Simmons: "So close dude, so close."

Grif: "It's out there Simmons, we just have to have faith that we'll find it."

brief silence, Carolina walks away.

Wash: "I should probably go stop her from killing your friend."

Alpha: "I...I should go too."

Wash and Alpha proceeds in Carolina's direction, leaving the reds, blues, freelancers and Aur'an.

Tex sighs inwardly and faces the others.

Caboose: "Um, Tucker I just noticed something. Something really bad."

Tucker: "Yeah, me too dude. I think our guy-to-girl ratio peaked like five years ago."

Caboose: "Uh, no, no, Tucker um. Yeah, we forgot to bring Church."

Tucker: "Wait, did you just now realize that Church isn't here?"

Caboose: "He's not going to be pleased about this one."

Tucker: "Calm down moron, we didn't leave him behind."

Caboose: "Ah, yes, but you see I'm not seeing him so...where is he?"

Epsilon appears in a smaller form beside Tucker's helmet.

Epsilon: "Ugh, you don't wanna know."

Caboose: "Church! You're...you're so small. I would like to feed you a small cracker."

Tucker: (sarcastically) "How you liking the new place tinker bell?"

Epsilon: "You mean your disgusting storage unit?"

South and Tex practically gagged, correctly guessing what was in Tucker's storage.

Tucker: "What! How is my storage unit "disgusting"?"

The freelancers and Aur'an stared at Tucker.

Epsilon: "Well, for starters, I had to delete fifty gigs worth of crap just so I could fit in this thing."

Tucker: "Woah, hang on a second dude. You didn't delete my, uh, "Home Movies" folder did you?"

South: "I hope you did."

Epsilon: "And that brings me to my second point."

Cut to Wash, Alpha and Carolina standing on an overlooking balcony.