ANCIENT ALIEN TEMPLES, PRESENT DAY
Cut to Tucker, the female freelancers, and Aur'an, flanked by Simmons and Grif.
Tucker: "So, uh, how do you feel?"
Cut to Carolina's Mongoose which springs to life at the questions. Epsilon's voice speaks through the Mongoose.
Epsilon: "I feel like running over each, and every one of you."
Tucker: "So pretty much the same as before."
Epsilon: "Yeah. Pretty much."
Grif: "Y'know Simmons? I think I'm gonna let you call "Shotgun" on this one."
Grif runs off.
Simmons: "Fuck that!"
Simmons also runs off. Epsilon's AI form appears on the windshield of the Mongoose.
Epsilon: "Man, this sucks!"
South: "You deserve it."
Tucker: "What are you complaining about? You finally got your own body."
Epsilon: "My own body? Tucker, I'm a fucking tonka truck!"
Tucker: "Okay, yeah, but you could literally pick up chicks with this thing!"
Tex: (laughs) "No..."
Epsilon: "Oh, yeah, because every girl just dreams about settling down with Optimus Prime - HONK!"
Epsilon flashes as the Mongoose's horn goes off. Epsilon turns around as Caboose stands up from behind the Mongoose.
Epsilon: "Caboose! Don't do that."
Caboose: Sorry.
Sarge runs in front of Tucker.
Sarge: "Alright, places people! Here they come!"
Sarge runs away as Epsilon vanishes.
Caboose: "Don't forget to shout "Surprise!"."
Tucker: "Caboose, shut up!"
Carolina, Alpha and Washington run over the hill to where the Blues are.
Carolina: "Tucker, bring Epsilon over here. I've got some questions for him."
Tucker: "Goddamnit."
Cut to the Elephant, where Carolina speaks to Wash and Alpha who both are inside using a computer.
Carolina: "Any luck?"
Washington: "I think so."
Alpha: "Wait...okay, here we go."
The screen displays the Project Freelancer emblem which spins and reveals several pictures, among them, Epsilon's former Monitor body.
Alpha: "Alright, data pad accepted. Looks like we're in business."
Tucker runs up behind Carolina.
Tucker: "So, uh, what do you need Church for?"
Carolina: "I just told you."
Tucker: "Oh... yeah, but I mean you could talk to me instead! 'Sup girl?"
Alpha turns to Tucker.
Carolina: "Why on Earth would I ever want to do that?"
Tucker: "Well, you know, we're a perfect match. We're both super good-looking badass rebel loners, and we've got the same color armor! Greenish-blue."
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