"Out of Body"

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ANCIENT ALIEN TEMPLES, PRESENT DAY

Cut to Tucker, the female freelancers, and Aur'an, flanked by Simmons and Grif.

Tucker: "So, uh, how do you feel?"

Cut to Carolina's Mongoose which springs to life at the questions. Epsilon's voice speaks through the Mongoose.

Epsilon: "I feel like running over each, and every one of you."

Tucker: "So pretty much the same as before."

Epsilon: "Yeah. Pretty much."

Grif: "Y'know Simmons? I think I'm gonna let you call "Shotgun" on this one."

Grif runs off.

Simmons: "Fuck that!"

Simmons also runs off. Epsilon's AI form appears on the windshield of the Mongoose.

Epsilon: "Man, this sucks!"

South: "You deserve it."

Tucker: "What are you complaining about? You finally got your own body."

Epsilon: "My own body? Tucker, I'm a fucking tonka truck!"

Tucker: "Okay, yeah, but you could literally pick up chicks with this thing!"

Tex: (laughs) "No..."

Epsilon: "Oh, yeah, because every girl just dreams about settling down with Optimus Prime - HONK!"

Epsilon flashes as the Mongoose's horn goes off. Epsilon turns around as Caboose stands up from behind the Mongoose.

Epsilon: "Caboose! Don't do that."

Caboose: Sorry.

Sarge runs in front of Tucker.

Sarge: "Alright, places people! Here they come!"

Sarge runs away as Epsilon vanishes.

Caboose: "Don't forget to shout "Surprise!"."

Tucker: "Caboose, shut up!"

Carolina, Alpha and Washington run over the hill to where the Blues are.

Carolina: "Tucker, bring Epsilon over here. I've got some questions for him."

Tucker: "Goddamnit."

Cut to the Elephant, where Carolina speaks to Wash and Alpha who both are inside using a computer.

Carolina: "Any luck?"

Washington: "I think so."

Alpha: "Wait...okay, here we go."

The screen displays the Project Freelancer emblem which spins and reveals several pictures, among them, Epsilon's former Monitor body.

Alpha: "Alright, data pad accepted. Looks like we're in business."

Tucker runs up behind Carolina.

Tucker: "So, uh, what do you need Church for?"

Carolina: "I just told you."

Tucker: "Oh... yeah, but I mean you could talk to me instead! 'Sup girl?"

Alpha turns to Tucker.

Carolina: "Why on Earth would I ever want to do that?"

Tucker: "Well, you know, we're a perfect match. We're both super good-looking badass rebel loners, and we've got the same color armor! Greenish-blue."

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