Michael Clifford-One Shots

Chatroom Malum

User 1 is Michael, User 2 is Calum.

And 8.3k reads??? Whaaaaat? Thank you all so so so so much!:D

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User 1: A/S/L
User 2: 18/M/Aus u?
User 1: 19/M/Aus
User 2: Hiii
User 1: Hi yourself
User 2: Soooooo
User 2: What brings you to discuss your problems with strangers?
User 1: Who said anything about discussing?
User 2: Oh no
User 2: You're not some horny old dude are you?
User 2: Bc I'm not into that
User 1: Well technically I am older that you so
User 2: ew
User 1: lololol 
User 1: Kidding!
User 2: Thank god for that
User 2: -Wipes sweat off brow-
User 1: Nono
User 1: We're not doing that
User 2: Doing what?
User 1: -Punches you in the face-
User 2: Maybe I don't have a face......
User 1: What even
User 2: Faceobia
User 1: Omg
User 1: You sound like my friend Luke
User 1: Stop it
User 1: There cannot be 2 of him
User 2: hahaha I too have a friend called Luke
User 1: Tis a popular name
User 1: Is he as annoying as you?
User 2: RUDE
User 2: AND ANyway. This is about you. Please tell all
User 1: Tell all what?
User 2: Your problems
User 2: What's bothering you?
User 1: Well rn you
User 2: WOW
User 1: ;)
User 2: Usually I would respond to winky faces
User 2: Maybe send one back with a hint of flirtation
User 2: Maybe send back a grinning wink
User 1: A grinning wink?
User 2: ;D
User 1: OH
User 1: LIKE YOU JUST DID THERE
User 2: yeh
User 2: HEYY
User 1: ;)
User 2: ;D
User 2: You're avoiding the problems bit
User 1: Am not
User 1: You asked me my problem
User 1: I responded with you
User 1: Tis solved
User 2: Rude
User 2: My turn!
User 1: Gogogogogo
User 1: Hit me wuth what you got
User 2: Wuth what I got?
User 2: Okay hmmm
User 1: You know what I meant!
User 2: Well 
User 2: I wuth got 99 problems
User 1: nOO
User 2: That was mah probmehm
User 1: Whats wrong with you?
User 2: So many things
User 1: I can believe that
User 2: HEY
User 1: You're the one that said it
User 2: True but
User 1: Butt nothing
User 2: hahaha
User 2: butt
User 1: Oh you're hilarious
User 1: Wtf is your name?
User 2: I expect dinner first
User 1: What for me to know your name?
User 2: Yarr
User 1: Okay fine
User 1: I will buy you dinner if you tell me your name
User 2: Why thank you Mikey
User 1: what
User 1: WHAT
User 1: HOW DID YOU KNOW?????
User 1: ARE YOU A STALKER OR SOMETHING?
User 2: hahahaha
User 2: It's Calum you idiot
User 1: CALUM?
User 1: HOW DID I NOT KNOW?
User 1: HOW DID YOU FIND ME?
User 2: Geez it's like you've just discovered caps lock for the first time
User 2: And it was not that hard
User 2: I hired a super secret ninja to peer over your shoulder
User 2: And find out what you were doing
User 1: Was it Luke?
User 2: I am bound by a confidentiality agreement
User 1: So it was Luke
User 2: Yeah
User 1: Dammit
User 1: He's dead
User 2: You need to get me dinner first
User 1: That is highly unfair
User 2: ;D

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Dedicated to: ramennn for the votes!