"Honestly, when are you guys going to propose?" Louis said, his fingers skimming against his laptop keys. Zayn was straddling Liam on the floor, tickling him randomly so he could see his cheeks turn a rosey color. Liam glanced at Louis and rolled his eyes, placing his hands on his boyfriend's waist.
"When are you getting a boyfriend?" Liam asked.
Zayn joined in. "Never."
Louis scoffed and continued scrolling down his timeline on Twitter, ignoring the loud giggles erupting from the two boys next to him. He didn't need a boyfriend anyways, no one would be able to catch up with his bubbly and deppressing personality. They would run away screaming as soon as Louis opened his mouth, and no way could he risk rejection.
"We should go out somewhere today, also we could invite Niall with us." Liam suggested. Zayn and Louis glanced at one another and Louis pretended to drink some tea. Sometimes Liam could be so oblivious, it was becoming a joke.
"I love Niall, but Zayn doesn't." Louis sang, looking through some of the tweets people sent him.
"What? Why not?" Liam asked, astonished. He did have a point though- you couldn't really dislike Niall. His Irish Charms and tragic humor is what Louis found extremely appealing, which pushed him to be his friend. Only, Zayn didn't see it that way.
"Whenever he's around you, he touches you in some way. I feel like punching him in the face because of it. Don't get me wrong, he's a fun guy, but Niam isn't my cup of tea." Zayn replies, shrugging his shoulders and drawing patterns on Liam's white shirt.
"Baby," Liam frowned. "I love you, not Niall. We're just friends, plus that's just how his personality is. He does the same to Louis all the time."
"It's true." Louis added. "Once he came over and asked me if I had a nipple kink, and continued to put liquids on it."
Liam and Zayn shot him a look.
"I was too lazy to move!"
"Aside from the Nouis bromance being kinky as shit, we should invite him Zaynie. Four is better than three." Zayn scrunched up his nose in thought, sighing when he saw Liam make those goddamn puppy eyes. "I'll be glued to your side the whole time."
"As always," Louis whispered under his breath.
Zayn, either hearing Louis or not, ignored him. "Fine, Niall can come."
"He was coming anyways, I already tweeted him. Your opinion didn't really matter in that case." Louis grinned.
"Dick." Zayn said.
"You are what you eat."
Liam chuckled. "Says the guy that hasn't had any sexual contact since freshmen year in high school."
"I'm going to meet someone eventually, and we'll have sex all over the place. So laugh it up now while your sheets are still clean." Louis grinned. Liam widened his eyes, shocked, and Zayn toppled to the floor, laughing. "Where should we even go today?"
Zayn, recovering from his laughter, wiped his eye and replied. "Amusement Park?"
"I'd pay big bucks to see Liam shit himself as soon as we step in there." Louis snorted. Liam picked up a nearby shoe, tossing it at the small boy's head with an annoyed expression displayed on his face. "Zayn, control your bitch."
"Don't call my angel a bitch." Zayn warned. Liam blushed profusedly and Zayn started to stroke his cheek, causing Louis to pretend to barf all over his computer. Suddenly the door swang open, and Niall Horan came marching into the room, looking ridiculous as ever. He had on a brown bucket hat, including a long black stick-on mustache that covered his smooth baby skin on top of his upper lip. He wore a black v-neck and khaki shorts, making Louis snort at his unshaven legs.
"You guys should really lock that door, someone crazy could come in." Niall said with a smile.
"It seems like we're too late." Louis muttered under his breath, placing his computer on the floor. Niall pounced on him as soon as he sat back up on the couch, letting out an ear piercing shriek to Louis' dismay. He laughed regardless at Niall's silliness.
"Hey Ni!" Liam said, smiling widely. Niall, sitting on Louis' leg, turned around and smiled at both Zayn and Liam.
"Hey Li, hi Zayn!" Niall exclaimed. "When's the wedding?"
"That's what I'm saying!" Louis shouted, then pushing Niall off his leg. Niall made a strangled noise, having had his nose smack against the floor.
"Dick!"
Louis scrunched up his nose. "Why is everyone calling me that today?"
"You need it that's why. Maybe we'll find some guys willing to give it to you at the amusement park." Zayn points out.
Niall's head snapped up excitedly. "We're going to the amusement park?"
"Yes, but boyfriend hunting also." Liam inquired.
"Didn't work out with Mr.Starbucks slash Pizza Delieverer?" Niall questoned, quirking his eyebrow.
"We were suppose to watch a movie when he brought the pizza inside, but Zayn, bring the cockblock he is, scared him off." Louis responded, pouting. "Plus I doubt I'll see him again, he switches to different jobs."
"Sucks,"
"Are you guys ready to go? It'll at least be an hour drive, so we'll make a few stops for gas and food." Liam said, standing up carefully. He made sure to place his hand out for Zayn, making Niall coo with happiness. Zayn took his hand and stood up with the help of his boyfriend, leaning in to give him a sloppy kiss on the cheek. Niall cooed some more, tugging on Louis' sweater sleeve to witness the amount of adorableness in front of him, but Louis was busy on his phone.
@Louis_Tomlinson: liam and zayn are so sickenly cute! #goals
@SAILMYSHIP: @Louis_Tomlinson soooo lucky you get to experience ziam in it's prime!
"Bringing my camera for my daily vlog, try not to scare my subscribers away." Zayn said, grabbng his camera from the bookshelf.
"How nice of you to remind them of how you're alive after a month of not uploading." Louis joked. Niall laughed and Louis stood up, pulling up his skin tight jeans so that they weren't too low. He straightened his pink sweater and slipped on his pink Vans, not really caring about how flambouyant he looked-he was gay after all. He didn't really think much about the way he dressed, only because people voiced their opinions about it his whole life. "Which car are we riding?"
"Let's drive in Liam's BMW!" Niall shouted, and then he was out the door.
Zayn blinked. "What drug is he using?"
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panic [larry stylinson] ✔️
FanfictionLouis Tomlinson wanted attention, but not this much. ____________________________________ cover idea credit to: @-voidallison. book idea credit to: panic by sharon draper.