FTO Shorts and Ships

Grimshade and Divinus Magia go on a road trip

Allumos: Okay so I'm driving! Aaand we're off!

Viper: You didn't have to announce it-

Inmo: I wanna drive!!

David: No way in fuck Inmo!!

Seek: I ain't even gonna argue with it,I'll let you drive me around.

Colin: Are we there yet?

Blake: So can we unpack now?

Ritchie: Kit why aren't you talking?-

Kit: I'm listening to music,in my own world.

Jericho: Ooh I see someone cute in the car~.

Viper: Why did we bring Jericho's perv ass?!

Jericho: I'm shooting my shot!

Inmo: I gotta pee-

Brandon: I told you to go before we left!

David: I'm bored!!

Colin: I feel like I'm trapped I gotta get out!!-

David: Cut this bitch off in front of us maybe we'll get into a street fight!

Ritchie: Whatcha listening to?-

Kit: Instruments and words,I don't wanna talk to you.

Blake to Mario: Okay so this guy's scared of owls and his therapist is like "Who?"

Allumos: Okay we're stopping everyone get out

Blake: Your not the boss of me I'll get out when I'm ready!..okay now I'm ready-

Also Blake: I know it's been 20 minutes but do you get the joke-

Inmo: Peeing,hope I don't get kidnapped-

Allumos: Fuck we forgot Marsh!!

Marsh on the phone: I wasn't trying to go with you dumbasses anyway,y'all do a lot,fuck no-

Colin: Where's Jericho?

Viper: Probably making out with some random ass dude in the bathroom.

David,with Lucas trying to stop him: Pay for the chips...or steal them.Decisions...

Jericho: What I miss?

Viper: You daily STD test.

Lucas: Divinus Magia we're leaving!!!- Why am I babysitting?-

Inmo,who they left behind: AYE YO WAIT FOR ME!!

David: Keep driving keep driving!!

Blake: Fuck it,I'm about to sing it's too quiet in here-

Ritchie: You supposed to take a left dumbass!!

Allumos: Fuck you Ritchie,your supposed take a right-

Bryan: Oh my gods just crash the damn car so yall can shut up!!

Inmo,left behind at the pitstop: Anyone selling beer?-

Lucas: I'm getting carsick-

Blake and Kit: Rileyyyy's Auto Parts!!

Bryan: I'm cold!

David: I'm hot!

Allumos: Ima throw you fucks out the car sit down and shut the hell up-

Devin: That's it I'm jumping out the car,Micheal you coming?

Micheal: Your late,already about to do it

Blake and Kit: SO I PUT MY HAANDS UP-