FTO Shorts and Ships

"EDENNN-"

Devin: Edennn,there is a dead human in the guildhall!

Eden: Oh hey,how did that get there?

Devin: Edennnn,what did you do?!

Eden: Me?! I- I didn't do this.

Devin: Explain what happened, Eden.

Eden: I've never seen them before in my life.

Devin: Why did you kill this person, Eden?!

Eden: I do not kill people. That is- That is my least favorite thing to do.

Devin: Tell me Eden, exactly what you were doing before I became conscious and took over my body.

Eden: Alright,well,I- I had agreed not to be evil

Devin: Okay

Eden: Then I was sitting in the guildhall

Devin: Yes

Eden:..reading a book.

Devin: Go on

Eden: And well,this person walked in.

Devin: Okay

Eden: So I went up to them

Devin: Yes

Eden: And I uh,stabbed them 37 times in the chest.

Devin: ...EDENN,THAT KILLS PEOPLE!

Eden: Oh- Oh wow-

Devin: EDEN-

Eden: I didn't know that-

Devin: How could you not know that?!

Insert other people (Ritchie,Brandon,Lucas,Blake and Mario) walking in and Devin/Eden not even noticing

Blake: Oh my god what is that-

Eden: Yeah I'm in the wrong here,I suck..

Devin: Wh-What happened to his hands?

Eden: *notices the other people* What's that?

Devin: H-His hands,why- why are they missing..

Eden: Well,I uh,kinda cooked them up.And ate them.

Insert multiple people gagging

Devin:...EDENNNN!

Eden: Well I was hungry,and,well y'know when you crave hands that's-

Devin: Why on earth would you do that?!

Eden: I was hungry for hands! Give me a break!

Devin: EDEN!

Eden: My stomach was makin' the rumblies-

Devin: EDEN!-

Eden: That only hands would satisfy-

Devin: What is wrong with you Eden?!

Eden: Well I kill people,and I eat hands,that's 2 things. Also your friends are here.

Devin: Y-Yes I saw that,now one of you get me a bucket I think I'm actually going to puke-

Ritchie: What in the hell did Eden do?!

Just insert everyone asking questions and Mario giving poor Devin a bucket,which he (as he said) throws up in-

A/N- When I get the time I'm going to turn this into another gacha short lmao