Devin: Edennn,there is a dead human in the guildhall!
Eden: Oh hey,how did that get there?
Devin: Edennnn,what did you do?!
Eden: Me?! I- I didn't do this.
Devin: Explain what happened, Eden.
Eden: I've never seen them before in my life.
Devin: Why did you kill this person, Eden?!
Eden: I do not kill people. That is- That is my least favorite thing to do.
Devin: Tell me Eden, exactly what you were doing before I became conscious and took over my body.
Eden: Alright,well,I- I had agreed not to be evil
Devin: Okay
Eden: Then I was sitting in the guildhall
Devin: Yes
Eden:..reading a book.
Devin: Go on
Eden: And well,this person walked in.
Devin: Okay
Eden: So I went up to them
Devin: Yes
Eden: And I uh,stabbed them 37 times in the chest.
Devin: ...EDENN,THAT KILLS PEOPLE!
Eden: Oh- Oh wow-
Devin: EDEN-
Eden: I didn't know that-
Devin: How could you not know that?!
Insert other people (Ritchie,Brandon,Lucas,Blake and Mario) walking in and Devin/Eden not even noticing
Blake: Oh my god what is that-
Eden: Yeah I'm in the wrong here,I suck..
Devin: Wh-What happened to his hands?
Eden: *notices the other people* What's that?
Devin: H-His hands,why- why are they missing..
Eden: Well,I uh,kinda cooked them up.And ate them.
Insert multiple people gagging
Devin:...EDENNNN!
Eden: Well I was hungry,and,well y'know when you crave hands that's-
Devin: Why on earth would you do that?!
Eden: I was hungry for hands! Give me a break!
Devin: EDEN!
Eden: My stomach was makin' the rumblies-
Devin: EDEN!-
Eden: That only hands would satisfy-
Devin: What is wrong with you Eden?!
Eden: Well I kill people,and I eat hands,that's 2 things. Also your friends are here.
Devin: Y-Yes I saw that,now one of you get me a bucket I think I'm actually going to puke-
Ritchie: What in the hell did Eden do?!
Just insert everyone asking questions and Mario giving poor Devin a bucket,which he (as he said) throws up in-
A/N- When I get the time I'm going to turn this into another gacha short lmao
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