Some villain talking to Ritchie through a lacrima: We have your boyfriend
Ritchie: I don't have a boyfriend
Some villain #2: He made us reevaluate out life choices and now we feel really bad so can you come pick him up?
Ritchie: Oh my god you have Devin-
Some villain: I'm gonna become a painter
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[In Salode,Devin and Ritchie were driving a cart and crashed it,making a scene]
David: Wanna tell us how you crashed the cart thing?
Devin: Well we were driving right,and there was this deer in the middle of the path that I didn't think Ritchie saw,so I said "Ritchie,deer!"
Ritchie:
Devin: Want to tell them how you responded?
Ritchie:
Ritchie: "Yes,cutie?"
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Some villain: I'M GONNA KILL YOU
Ritchie/Micheal/Brandon,all tired of this shit: Oh okay that's fine
Some villain: I'M SERIOUS
Ritchie/Micheal/Brandon: At this point I wanna die
Some villain:
Ritchie/Micheal/Brandon: I insist
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Pat O'Conner: I made tea.
Allumos: I don't want your disgusting tea.
Pat O'Conner: I didn't make you tea.This is my tea.
Allumos: Then why'd you tell me?
Pat O'Conner: It's a conversation starter.
Allumos: It's a horrible conversation starter.
Pat O'Conner: Oh,is it? We're conversing.Checkmate.
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[When Ritchie loses his son in Atlantide the first time he gets to watch him]
Ritchie to literally anyone: Have you seen my son?!
Ritchie holding up a hand: About this tall,clearly gay but we haven't had the talk
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Bryan: I'm gay
Mario: Water's wet.Jakey has a stutter.Mania is hot.
Bryan: W h a t
Mario: I thought we were listing obvious things
Mania: Did you say I'm h o t ?
Or this because I like both
Jakey: I-Im gay
Kay: Water's wet. I can bake. Viper is hot.
Jakey: H-Huh?
Kay: I thought we were listing obvious things.
Viper: Did you- Did you say I'm hot?
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Ritchie: Looks like we're on to Plan B.
David: Technically,this would be Plan G.
Lucas: How many plans do we have?! Is there like,a Plan M?
Brandon: Yeah but Omni dies in Plan M.
David: I like Plan M.
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David: I was thinking more like flat out stealing...
Lucas: What? No way!
David: Why not? We already stole Plant.
Lucas: No we didn't,Plant's a free plant and they can do whatever they want
Plant: Plant wanna steal
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Jazz: Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day.Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Davis: Jazz stop that's not how it works
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