𝑩𝒆𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒈𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒔 - STONY

23

A week in the behavioural school had already gone by. Sam, Clint, and Natasha were in one cohort. And Steve, Bucky, and Tony were in the other.

The government officials found this to be the best order of things since Steve has good morals, so they expect him to be able to stop Tony from doing dumb things. Considering Tony's history with the way he behaved in high school and university, they were ready to take extra measure if they needed to.

"Goodmorning you god forsaken people" the headmaster drawled as bitterly as he could. Tony recognized him from a meeting he'd had before. This guy was good friends with Ross.

"Goodmorning" Tony, Natasha, Sam, and Clint replied not giving two craps for the hatred.

"Get in class" He spat.

They went their ways and the two groups trudged into each other's classrooms. Of course as soon as Tony, Bucky, and Steve walked into the classroom the other three smartasses were chattering and whispering amongst each other.

Tony called them Harry and Lloyd with a sidekick of Mr. Bean. Steve reprimanded him only because it was the right thing to do. Otherwise he loved the snarky nicknames Tony gave them and the way he'd sass them and annoy them. Those three guys were like those nerds who corrected everybody for every single detail and drive everyone crazy. So nor Steve nor Bucky cared to actually stop Tony.

Steve and Bucky sat in their seats. But as soon as the professor saw Tony, her face dropped. "I hoped you wouldn't show up. That you'd be dead and stuff " she commented.

"Not yet, unfortunately" Tony said as he sat between Steve and Bucky. He pulled out a small alcohol flask from inside his jacket pocket and drank some.

Then the teacher's eyes landed on it and they made eye contact. Tony shrugged, not knowing what she wanted. And she made her eyes wide while looking at the flask, basically telling him to put it away. Bucky snickered as Tony sighed and put the flask back in his jacket.

Half way into the class and To y already thought up some prank to piss the teachers off. He nudged Bucky's arm to get his attention. 

"Hey. Can you go and get that hand sanitizer bottle for me?" Tony whispered.

"Why me?" Bucky whispered back.

"I'm about 98% sure she has a crush on you, so she won't say no to you asking to use some hand sanitizer like the innocent baby boy you are"

"What? The teacher has a what on me?"

"Never mind that, just ask to use the hand sanitizer, go down, snatch the bottle, and bring it back to me"

"Tony why are you distracting Mr. Barnes?" A loud voice came from the front.

Tony and Bucky immediately sat straight. "Uh, Snowflake here wanted to use the hand sanitizer but he was too shy to ask you so he consulted with me" Tony lied.

"Wha- I-" Bucky stammered.

"Oh...is that so?" The lady's frown turned to a smile. "Come along then, Mr. Barnes. You don't ever have to be shy with me" she smirked.

Tony nudged Bucky to get up. So he did. And he awkwardly made his way down to get the sanitizer, and offered the lady a crooked smile in return to her futile smirk. As soon as she turned her back and continued writing some stuff on the board, he grabbed the entire bottle and went back upstairs.

"Wait what's going on between you two?" Steve raised a brow, beginning to catch onto everything.

"He just grabbed the hand sanitizer for me, babe. Geez" Tony stressed.

"Mhm. God knows what you're about to do with it" Steve shook his head.

"Sweetheart, what can I possibly do with hand sanitizer..." Tony started unwinding the cap. "Other than empty it out and replace it with clear glue" Tony snickered.

Bucky gasped. "Tony, no! You'll get in trouble again!" He worried.

Steve just shook his head and silently watched as Tony emptied out the sanitizer into a plastic bag, and filled it with clear glue. It was halfway finished when Bucky brought it, so Tony only filled it up that much.

"Oh? Where did the sanitizer go?" The lady asked. Tony quickly screwed the cap back on and shoved it in Bucky's hand. Bucky panicked.

"Uh...I forgot to bring it back...sorry" He got up and went down again, put it back on the desk and went back up to Steve and Tony's side.

"You don't ever have to apologize to me Mr. Barnes. But I will accept the apology in the form of dinner-" she was about to say when another teacher walked in.

He said he needed to borrow three people to help with moving things. The lady said he can pick whoever he wanted, so he picked Tony, Bucky, and Lloyd.

"Tony, you shouldn't have done that, what if you get in trouble again?" Bucky stressed.

"Oh, what're they gonna do? Punish me by skipping on me and not giving me my sparkly gold smiley sticker?" Tony took a sip from his flask.

"And no more of this today," Bucky took the flask from Tony's hand and stored it away somewhere in his jacket.

"Wha- Not cool, snowflake. I thought you were the chill one, what happened to that?" Tony pouted.

"I have a promise to Steve to make sure you don't get yourself in trouble whenever you are under my supervision" Bucky told him very clearly.

"Screw the rules, fight the power" Tony waved it off.

Nonetheless, they were directed to the gym room and they were to help with bringing in the new small equipment that came in that day. Tony was carrying a very light, old thin wood drawer type of thing. While Bucky was carrying 4 or 5 heavy boxes at once. It was the last bit of stuff to be placed in the storage room.

"Tony, I believe you are to place that drawer in this corner" Lloyd said with that nasally voice of his.

"Aww we're on first name bases now? You like me that much? On another note, hell no. There's a spider right there. I'm not going anywhere near"

"It's more scared of you then you are of it"

Tony paused for a moment. Holding himself back from going off on this turd knob in front of him. "Clear a different area for me to place it" Tony told him.

Lloyd shook his head and began talking about all the reasons why he doesn't approve of Tony and the stuff he does as he moved some things around and cleared a space.

Tony said it down and as soon as he did Lloyd started complaining about the way that he put it down saying that he did it wrong and that there was something underneath and told Tony to pick it back up. So Tony panicked and picked it back up thinking he squashed something important underneath it by accident.

But then there was nothing so he put the drawer back down. And then Lloyd started complaining again. So all hell broke loose and Tony lost it. With the power given by the alcohol and how annoying Lloyd is, Tony lifted the drawer, said "Then I'll leave it here like this," and smashed it on Lloyds head.

"Tony!" Bucky scolded him.

"Dear me! Oh! I cannot believe I have experienced such an atrocious act!" Lloyd cried out.

§

They were now in the headmasters office. Steve was standing behind Tony who was sitting on the chair across the headmasters desk.

"I reject the option to defend myself. Because to defend myself would be, to an extent, a form of accepting the accusation" Tony stated after a long 10 minutes of silence. The headmaster scoffed. Steve sighed and pinched between his eyes in frustration.