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SOTC- https://vine.co/v/MQLi1mAv5OZ

no regrets. just watch the vine. do it for the vine.

A/N im watching fantasia rn and theres flying whales wtf. and 69 votes ayyyye. AND TODAYS THE DAY WE ARE GOING TO GET 1000 READS RIGHT???? RIGHT. double update if we get 1k today! maybe even triple depending on how busy i am!

I feel someone shaking me from side to side energetically. I open my eyes to see Harry.

"Yay you're awake," he yelled.

"What the hell, Harry?" I said groggily.
"What time is it?"

"Time for you to get a watch," he smiled.

"That's the oldest joke in the book," I laughed slightly.

"It's 9 A.M.," he replied.

"And why are you waking me up so early?"

"Because it's SUNDAY!" He yelled.

"And..."

"And it's church day!!"

"Rule number one in this house is no yelling in the morning," I said.

"Sorry," he said sheepishly.

I giggled a bit and sat up.

"What should I wear?" I asked.

"Uh, something nice."

I got out of bed and picked out a pair of jeans and a blouse.

"This?" I asked pointing to the outfit.

"How about a dress?"

"Ok," I said, going and picking out a skater dress with daisies all over it and put a sweater over it, and tights underneath it.

"This?" I asked, showing him the dress with the extras.

"Uh, it looks a little bit too short," he said.

"God, for a bunch of Christians you guys are judgmental as shit."

I walked back into my closet and picked out a maxi dress and put a flower crown in my second day curled hair, adding some dry shampoo for volume.

"Is this okay?" I asked.

"Perfect," he smiled, getting up and pecking me on the lips. That was my other rule- no other kissing in the morning if the mouths have not been brushed because ew, morning breath.

"Oh, and one more thing," he smiled looking at me. "My older sister will be there."

"I thought you said your older sister was um, dead?"

"That was Gemma. This is Charlotte. She's not in town very often."

"How many siblings do you have?"

"Three. I have an older brother named Eli."

"Where's he?" I asked, realizing how nosy I was getting.

He shook his head. "We don't really know. Got kicked out of the house when he would come home every damn night drunk. Probably one of the worst things to watch as a child."

"I'm sorry-"

"Don't be. It made me stronger," he grinned.

I walked into the kitchen and started to ask Lupé for a cup of coffee when Harry came and hugged me from behind.

"We're getting Starbucks of course," he mumbled, the hot hair from his mouth getting felt on my neck.

He unwrapped his arms, and I went and got ready for church.

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"This is delicious," Charlotte said, eating another bite of her chocolate chip pancakes.

Church went well, and Harry's father said I was invited anytime I wanted to come again, which will probably be always. It's a really good way to get to know his family better.

We were now at J Christopher's for brunch, making small talk as we enjoyed our food.

Charlotte looked at me , "Harry talks about you all the time on the phone."

"Is that true Harry?" I looked at him, smirking.

"Isn't this food delicious?" He replied. He may have been able to ignore the question but the blush on his cheeks gave it away.

I giggled and bit into my pancakes, them softly melting away in my mouth.

"Just imagine how much margarine is in these..." Anne said, making me completely lose my appetite.

"Mom!" Charlotte exclaimed, "Now the girl won't eat!" She pointed her fork at me.

"Oh dear, you need the fat," she said looking at me, causing Harry to choke.

"Oh my God, mom," Charlotte said, face palming. Meanwhile my face was bright red, everyone looking at me.

"I'm going to, um, go to the ladies room," I said, placing my napkin on the table and going to the restaurant bathroom.

I was washing my hands when Charlotte walked in.

"I'm so sorry about my mom, she doesn't think before she speaks," she said.

"It's fine, my mother is the same way," I chuckled.

"Are you alright?"

"Yeah, just hormonal I guess," I nodded to myself.

"Oh my God, you're pregnant?" Charlotte yelled.

"Oh fuck no," I said, covering my mouth right after I said fuck.

Way to make a good impression.

"It's okay, cussing comes naturally," she laughed.

I laughed with her. "No I'm not pregnant, other 'lady problems'."

"Oh!" She laughed, then continued, "I hated my period so much that I just went on birth control," she was the one to cover her mouth this time.

"Oh my God, this must be so awkward for you!"

We laughed together, stopping the conversation there. We walked back out together, still laughing. Harry mouthed 'you okay?' and I just gave him a thumbs up back, smiling.

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A/N okay okay so ik that this chap seems like a filler in all but lemme tell you why i did it

#1 CAN WE TALK ABOUT THAT SNAPCHAT?! yeah my aunt snapchatted me that and i just had to screenshot it bc it's literally life. seriously the only reason i mentioned starbucks is bc of that snapchat oops

#2 I NEEDED TO INTRODUCE HARRYS SISTER AND FATHER

#3 kinda maybe sorta just a lil needed to mention birth control shhhhhh

#4 HAD TO MENTION HAROLDS OLDER BROTHER. hes gonna be in this story so prepare yourself for craziness.

#5 I HAD TO SHOW THAT HARRYS MOTHER DOESNT THINK BEFORE SHE SPEAKS

#6 i have writers block, hence the reason i tried to prove that this chapter was needed (it really wasnt OOPS)

and imma start doing dedications bc thats fun amiright

SO FIRST DEDICATION GOES TO samantha_pich3 bc shes bae.

xoxo gossip girl
never actually watched gossip girl before OOPS i just know they say that bc of a vine i saw OOPS

xx Jaide

P.S. 1K VIEWS 97% LOADED

jk dont know the percentage too lazy for that shit

K BYE.

PPS. if you read this whole authors note you deserve an award bc holy hell my authors notes are boring

K REALLY THO BYE

xx Jaide

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