tw: underage drinking
Ricky: *calls Kourtney*
Kourtney: *I pick up* What
Ricky: geese *laughs* I was just wondering if you were there yet
Kourtney: I've been here for like 5 minutes, hurry your ass up *laughs*
Ricky: oh shut the fuck up *laughs* *I hang up and get to ihop about 10 minutes later*
Kourtney: Took you long enough *laughs*
Ricky: I was finishing that vocal assignment okay? *laughs*
Kourtney: Fineeeee, an acceptable answer
Ricky: besides, I just had some girl screaming and ruining the video the whole time
Kourtney: Okay, I'm gonna need some context and an explanation so I don't assume anything
Ricky: Ej's got a new girlfriend. Another cheerleader, I'm pretty sure
Kourtney: Oh? And they already started having sex-
Ricky: honestly, I think he's still a virgin and just all talk
Kourtney: No way, not with the amount of girls he's brought back in just his senior year *laughs*
Ricky: I mean I guess but I don't know how anyone could ever sleep with him
Kourtney: *laughs* I think you're right
Ricky: he's too awkward *laughs* he thinks he's all that when he really isn't
Kourtney: That's why sports players are the worst
Ricky: exactly
Kourtney: So you brought it, right?
Ricky: yeah, but after we eat
Kourtney: Fine by me
*we order our food and it comes a few minutes later*
Ricky: nothing like an ihop pancake at midnight
Kourtney: There is nothing better
Ricky: How's your moms recovery going?
Kourtney: Fine, she's almost back to normal health
Ricky: good, I'm glad to here
Kourtney: What about your dad, when was the last time you saw him?
Ricky: I saw him a few weeks ago. I wish I could just live with him.
Kourtney: I'm sorry, Ricky. I know it must suck
Ricky: I mean I love my mom I guess but I absolutely hate Todd and Ej. Then Elliot is just annoying
Kourtney: Todd seems like a jerk. And the boys seem like fucking idiots *laughs*
Ricky: they are. And why does Ej always have to call me Richard?
Kourtney: Because boys are annoying
Ricky: Damn Kourt, I'm a boy
Kourtney: Mhm, and you're annoying
Ricky: fuck you *laughs*
Kourtney: Come on Ricky, we've been through this. I like girls, I don't wanna be with you *laughs*
Ricky: DAMNIT *laughs*
Kourtney: *laughs*
*we finish up and pay*
Ricky: ready to go?
Kourtney: Yeah, where we headed?
Ricky: my roof?
Kourtney: As long as we don't get caught by Ej's new hookup *laughs*
Ricky: *laughs* she's probably long gone
Kourtney: Perfect *laughs*
Ricky: then let's head out *we leave and climb up on the roof* I just have spiked gatorade today. Nothing too crazy
Kourtney: Loser, I'll have to have Ashlyn bring the good stuff next time she's free
Ricky: I wasn't able to get anything else okay?!
*I hand you a cup with some in it*
Kourtney: No, it's fine *I take a sip* At least it's a little strong this time
Ricky: I tried my best *I take a sip of mine*
Kourtney: So did you finish Reed's chorus assignment?
Ricky: that's not due till next Wednesday, right?
Kourtney: It's due this Wednesday, dumbass
Ricky: shit
Kourtney: You haven't started yet, have you?
Ricky: oh hell no *laughs*
Kourtney: The assignment is due in like three days you idiot!
Ricky: you wanna help a guy out?
Kourtney: Nope, I don't wanna go near anything involving bass clef. You're on your own
Ricky: Then I'm sure Ash will help me out
Kourtney: Did you forget that she's gonna be in Italy the next two weeks visiting family?
Ricky: damnit!
Kourtney: This is why you do an assignment right when you get it, not two weeks later
Ricky: oh shush. I get things done.... sometimes
Kourtney: Sometimes *laughs*
Ricky: I'm being honest! *laughs*
Kourtney: Mhm, for sure
Ricky: just drink your drink *laughs*
*About an hour later*
Kourtney: Well I should probably head out before you tell me another story about you catching the theater kids making out in the dressing rooms *laughs*
Ricky: wait! I have one more! *laughs*
Kourtney: Nope nope, save it for next time *I start to get up* I'll see you later, Ricky
Ricky: fineeee. Bye Kourt
Kourtney: Peace out loser *I climb off the roof and walk away*
Ej: Then I'll see you Monday?
Nini: I'll be the cute cheerleader in you letterman jacket that's standing next to your locker
Ej: can't wait *smiles*
Nini: *I give you a quick kiss* Have a goodnight, Ej
Ej: goodnight Nini. Here, I'll walk you out *we walk outside to the driveway*
Ricky: *To Kourtney* BYE LOOSER!
Nini: *I look up* Excuse me?
Ej: he's talking to her *I point down the street* and he's probably a little out of it. Just ignore him
Nini: Out of it- Oh, I understand
Ej: yeah, sorry.... anyway, goodnight Ni-
Ricky: KOURT!
Nini: Does he really think she can hear him?
Ej: I don't know *rolls eyes*
Nini: I wonder if he's drunk *laughs*
Ej: most definitely
Nini: I've never even had alcohol before *laughs*
Ej: wait really?
Nini: Mhm, I'm a little pure I guess
Ej: you've never been to a party?
Nini: I've been to a few, but I never drink
Ej: I've had a few drinks but it's not my favorite thing
Nini: Yeah, I don't really get why it's so amazing
Ej: yeah me neither
Nini: Well I'll see you on Monday *I give you a quick kiss* Night, babe
Ej: goodnight *smiles*
Nini: *I get in my car and drive away*
Ej: Richard, I suggest getting inside before your mother finds you drunk on the roof
Ricky: oh shut the hell up *I walk back in my window*
Ej: What the hell is his problem? *I walk back inside*
Ricky: *I walk outside my door and see you walking toward your room* why the hell do you treat me like a child. I'm allowed to have fun with my friends.
Ej: I don't treat you like a child, we're the same age. I'm just trying to save you the trouble of getting grounded
Ricky: Look, I don't like you very much... never have. So don't feel like you need to protect me.
Ej: I don't like you either, Richard. But I'm just trying to keep things civil
Ricky: Ricky! My name is Ricky!
Ej: Whatever *rolls eyes*
Ricky: But that new girlfriend of yours is kinda hot
Ej: Woah, keep those thoughts out of your head. She's my girlfriend
Ricky: Oh she's too... cheerleadery for me, but I was just sayin
Ej: Good, because you can't have her
Ricky: did you sleep with her or something?
Ej: No! What do you think I do? Bring a girl for my dad and his wife to meet, sleep with them, and then ghost them?
Ricky: No, I'd actually put down money you're a virgin
Ej: Well, sorry but you lost money. Now just stay out of my relationships and leave me alone *I walk into my room*
Ricky: Ooooo *I laugh then walk back into my room*
Elliot: *I knock on your door* Richie?
Ricky: *I open the door* what
Elliot: My cars are still in here
Ricky: I noticed
Elliot: C-can I have than back please?
Ricky: *I grab them and hand them to you* goodnight Elliot
Elliot: *I grab them and walk away quickly*
Ricky: Elliot wait! *I walk over to you* are you okay?
Elliot: Mhm *I start walking away again*
Ricky: You don't need to be scared of me you know
Elliot: Then maybe you don't need to always be so upset with me when I just try to help my dad and Lynne *I walk into my room and close the door*
Ricky: yeah, goodnight to you too *I walk to my room*
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illicit affairs
ФанфикNini Salazar-Roberts is perfect from head to toe. Perfect hair, grades, body, smile, personality, and practically everything else you could think of. She's been cheerleading for as long as she can remember and had been captain for two years. She's n...
