Chapter 2: Peace out Loser

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tw: underage drinking

Ricky: *calls Kourtney*
Kourtney: *I pick up* What
Ricky: geese *laughs* I was just wondering if you were there yet
Kourtney: I've been here for like 5 minutes, hurry your ass up *laughs*
Ricky: oh shut the fuck up *laughs* *I hang up and get to ihop about 10 minutes later*
Kourtney: Took you long enough *laughs*
Ricky: I was finishing that vocal assignment okay? *laughs*
Kourtney: Fineeeee, an acceptable answer
Ricky: besides, I just had some girl screaming and ruining the video the whole time
Kourtney: Okay, I'm gonna need some context and an explanation so I don't assume anything
Ricky: Ej's got a new girlfriend. Another cheerleader, I'm pretty sure
Kourtney: Oh? And they already started having sex-
Ricky: honestly, I think he's still a virgin and just all talk
Kourtney: No way, not with the amount of girls he's brought back in just his senior year *laughs*
Ricky: I mean I guess but I don't know how anyone could ever sleep with him
Kourtney: *laughs* I think you're right
Ricky: he's too awkward *laughs* he thinks he's all that when he really isn't
Kourtney: That's why sports players are the worst
Ricky: exactly
Kourtney: So you brought it, right?
Ricky: yeah, but after we eat
Kourtney: Fine by me
*we order our food and it comes a few minutes later*
Ricky: nothing like an ihop pancake at midnight
Kourtney: There is nothing better
Ricky: How's your moms recovery going?
Kourtney: Fine, she's almost back to normal health
Ricky: good, I'm glad to here
Kourtney: What about your dad, when was the last time you saw him?
Ricky: I saw him a few weeks ago. I wish I could just live with him.
Kourtney: I'm sorry, Ricky. I know it must suck
Ricky: I mean I love my mom I guess but I absolutely hate Todd and Ej. Then Elliot is just annoying
Kourtney: Todd seems like a jerk. And the boys seem like fucking idiots *laughs*
Ricky: they are. And why does Ej always have to call me Richard?
Kourtney: Because boys are annoying
Ricky: Damn Kourt, I'm a boy
Kourtney: Mhm, and you're annoying
Ricky: fuck you *laughs*
Kourtney: Come on Ricky, we've been through this. I like girls, I don't wanna be with you *laughs*
Ricky: DAMNIT *laughs*
Kourtney: *laughs*
*we finish up and pay*
Ricky: ready to go?
Kourtney: Yeah, where we headed?
Ricky: my roof?
Kourtney: As long as we don't get caught by Ej's new hookup *laughs*
Ricky: *laughs* she's probably long gone
Kourtney: Perfect *laughs*
Ricky: then let's head out *we leave and climb up on the roof* I just have spiked gatorade today. Nothing too crazy
Kourtney: Loser, I'll have to have Ashlyn bring the good stuff next time she's free
Ricky: I wasn't able to get anything else okay?!
*I hand you a cup with some in it*
Kourtney: No, it's fine *I take a sip* At least it's a little strong this time
Ricky: I tried my best *I take a sip of mine*
Kourtney: So did you finish Reed's chorus assignment?
Ricky: that's not due till next Wednesday, right?
Kourtney: It's due this Wednesday, dumbass
Ricky: shit
Kourtney: You haven't started yet, have you?
Ricky: oh hell no *laughs*
Kourtney: The assignment is due in like three days you idiot!
Ricky: you wanna help a guy out?
Kourtney: Nope, I don't wanna go near anything involving bass clef. You're on your own
Ricky: Then I'm sure Ash will help me out
Kourtney: Did you forget that she's gonna be in Italy the next two weeks visiting family?
Ricky: damnit!
Kourtney: This is why you do an assignment right when you get it, not two weeks later
Ricky: oh shush. I get things done.... sometimes
Kourtney: Sometimes *laughs*
Ricky: I'm being honest! *laughs*
Kourtney: Mhm, for sure
Ricky: just drink your drink *laughs*
*About an hour later*
Kourtney: Well I should probably head out before you tell me another story about you catching the theater kids making out in the dressing rooms *laughs*
Ricky: wait! I have one more! *laughs*
Kourtney: Nope nope, save it for next time *I start to get up* I'll see you later, Ricky
Ricky: fineeee. Bye Kourt
Kourtney: Peace out loser *I climb off the roof and walk away*

Ej: Then I'll see you Monday?
Nini: I'll be the cute cheerleader in you letterman jacket that's standing next to your locker
Ej: can't wait *smiles*
Nini: *I give you a quick kiss* Have a goodnight, Ej
Ej: goodnight Nini. Here, I'll walk you out *we walk outside to the driveway*
Ricky: *To Kourtney* BYE LOOSER!
Nini: *I look up* Excuse me?
Ej: he's talking to her *I point down the street* and he's probably a little out of it. Just ignore him
Nini: Out of it- Oh, I understand
Ej: yeah, sorry.... anyway, goodnight Ni-
Ricky: KOURT!
Nini: Does he really think she can hear him?
Ej: I don't know *rolls eyes*
Nini: I wonder if he's drunk *laughs*
Ej: most definitely
Nini: I've never even had alcohol before *laughs*
Ej: wait really?
Nini: Mhm, I'm a little pure I guess
Ej: you've never been to a party?
Nini: I've been to a few, but I never drink
Ej: I've had a few drinks but it's not my favorite thing
Nini: Yeah, I don't really get why it's so amazing
Ej: yeah me neither
Nini: Well I'll see you on Monday *I give you a quick kiss* Night, babe
Ej: goodnight *smiles*
Nini: *I get in my car and drive away*
Ej: Richard, I suggest getting inside before your mother finds you drunk on the roof
Ricky: oh shut the hell up *I walk back in my window*
Ej: What the hell is his problem? *I walk back inside*
Ricky: *I walk outside my door and see you walking toward your room* why the hell do you treat me like a child. I'm allowed to have fun with my friends.
Ej: I don't treat you like a child, we're the same age. I'm just trying to save you the trouble of getting grounded
Ricky: Look, I don't like you very much... never have. So don't feel like you need to protect me.
Ej: I don't like you either, Richard. But I'm just trying to keep things civil
Ricky: Ricky! My name is Ricky!
Ej: Whatever *rolls eyes*
Ricky: But that new girlfriend of yours is kinda hot
Ej: Woah, keep those thoughts out of your head. She's my girlfriend
Ricky: Oh she's too... cheerleadery for me, but I was just sayin
Ej: Good, because you can't have her
Ricky: did you sleep with her or something?
Ej: No! What do you think I do? Bring a girl for my dad and his wife to meet, sleep with them, and then ghost them?
Ricky: No, I'd actually put down money you're a virgin
Ej: Well, sorry but you lost money. Now just stay out of my relationships and leave me alone *I walk into my room*
Ricky: Ooooo *I laugh then walk back into my room*
Elliot: *I knock on your door* Richie?
Ricky: *I open the door* what
Elliot: My cars are still in here
Ricky: I noticed
Elliot: C-can I have than back please?
Ricky: *I grab them and hand them to you* goodnight Elliot
Elliot: *I grab them and walk away quickly*
Ricky: Elliot wait! *I walk over to you* are you okay?
Elliot: Mhm *I start walking away again*
Ricky: You don't need to be scared of me you know
Elliot: Then maybe you don't need to always be so upset with me when I just try to help my dad and Lynne *I walk into my room and close the door*
Ricky: yeah, goodnight to you too *I walk to my room*

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