Chapter 1

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Present Time

Chuuya's POV

I was strolling around the streets of Yokohama, hands in pockets and casually looking around, when I heard a ping on my phone, confused I leaned against a shop wall and checked my notifs. I blinked my eyes, I was added to a new group. 

>Chuuya has been added to the group<

Chuuya  Today at 11:37
[What is this Group Chat for and why am I in it]

Atsushi Today at 11:37
[Speak of the devil, Hello Chuuya-san!]

Chuuya Today at 11:38
[Hi?]

Dazai Today at 11:38 
[Chuuuuuyaaaaaaa!!!]

Chuuya Today at 11:38 
[Why the hell is the Mackeral here]

Atsushi Today at 11:38 
[Well... I made the group chat (please don't kill me-) And I thought it would be fun to have a Soukoku and Shin Soukoku Group Chat!]

Chuuya Today at 11:39 
[Soukoku and Shin Soukoku? Does that mean Akutagawa is here as well?]

Atsushi Today at 11:39
[He was but he left T^T] 

Chuuya Today at 11:39 
[Dazai just invite him back, if you invite him, he'll most likely stay]

Dazai Today at 11:39 
[Mkay]

>Akutagawa has been added to the group< 

Akutagawa Today at 11:40 
[Yes Dazai-san?]

Dazai Today at 11:40 
[This good?]

Atsushi Today at 11:40 
[Yup! Thank you Dazai-san!]

Chuuya Today at 11:41 
[Well anyway, I'm going back to patrol, see ya]

Dazai Today at 11:41
[I want to come with you to annoy you Chibi! Where are you rn?!]

Chuuya Today at 11:41
[Fuck off I ain't saying shit] 

>Chuuya has gone offline<

Dazai Today at 11:41 
[Chibiiiii >-<]

I sighed and put my phone away and continued walking around, 

"CHUUUYAAAA!!!!" A specific someone yelled out while running towards me. 

{Just great...} I grumbled. I turned around to face Dazai and he flung himself towards me, I dodged his "attack" and he face-planted on the floor. As he got up I stared at him in disbelief, 

"How did you know I was here Mackeral..." I sighed. 

"I saw you from the cafe I was just at." He pouted and pointed at a nearby cafe. I looked over to where he was pointing. I quietly hummed in slight approval and looked back at Dazai who was rubbing his cheek where he hit on the ground first, still pouting. I exhaled deeply and pulled a bandaid from my pocket. 

"Dazai, look this way..." I mumbled. 

"Hm?" He answered and turned around to face me. I bent down carefully plastered his cheek with it. Dazai flinched a little but relaxed when he realized what I was doing. 

"There, now next time don't come flying towards me, you can't even properly fly idiot," I sighed and stood back up. 

"Thanks, Chuuya!" He grinned.

"No problem... Now leave me alone, I need to continue my patrol." I said and started to walk off. 

"Wha- Chibiiii~!" Dazai whined.

"What now...." I growled. He opened his arms towards me and made grabby hands. 

"Piggyback Chuuyaaa~" He pouted.  

"......." I frowned and groaned in disbelief and walked back towards and stared down at Dazai who was still making grabby hands. I turned my back towards him and crouched down. 
"Hurry up.." 

Dazai's eyes lit up and he crawled up onto my back, I used my ability slightly to make him weight less and stood up, 

"Don't you dare use your ability or I'll drop you Dazai," I said. He nodded and rested his chin on my shoulder. I sighed again and headed towards the Armed Detective Agency to drop him off. While heading towards there he seemed to take out his phone and type something while chuckling quietly. Ungrateful Brat. When I got there I kicked the door open which was already slightly ajar. 

"Wassup stupid detective agency motherfuckers, I seemed to pick up some trash and brought it to yours," I said and walked in. 

"Wha- Nakahara Chuuya?!" A dim blonde-haired four eyes yelled out in surprise. I went to the couch and sat down so that Dazai could get off. 

"Thanks, Chibi~" He grinned as he slid off my back. 

"Shut up Mackeral," I grumbled and stood back up. 

"Chuuya-san?" I heard. I turned around to see the white-haired boy with an uneven fringe. 

"Hm?" I replied. 

"Thanks for dropping off Dazai-san! I was about to text you something anyway, me and Dazai-san agreed to go to a cafe tomorrow, care to join with Akutagawa?" He asked. I shrugged. So that's what he was texting about. 

"Fine by me, I dunno how Aku will react tho. He'll most likely say no." I said. 

"That is true...." Jinko mumbled. 

"Leave it to me!" Dazai shouted and began typing on his phone. I patiently waited. 

"And.... There! He agreed!" Dazai grinned. 

"As expected Dazai-san! Thank you!" Jinko smiled. 

"Alright... What cafe and at what time...?" I asked. 

"The cafe in (insert street), around.... the same time?" Jinko replied. I checked the time on my wristband watch. 12:23

"Got it, I can do that." I sighed. 

"Yay! Thanks!" 

"No prob."

"Are you all not going to ask why a mafia is in a detective agency joint?" Kunikida asked. We all shrugged. 

"If I'm not welcomed here I can always leave four-eyes," I said. 

"Four-eyes- ...... Anyway, yes please leave." He sighed. 

"Alright, I'll be off then, and keep your trash to yourself please, I ain't doing it again," I growled. 

"Yea sureeee," Dazai smirked. I growled and walked out of the agency. 

"Bye Chibiiii!!" I heard as I slammed the door shut to try and get the damn Mackeral's voice out of my head. 

{So... Fucking... IRRITATING!} I exclaimed in my head. 
{Leaving me for the fucking detectives and still being so Buddy-Buddy with me, it's so annoying!} 

I sighed to try and calm myself before heading towards the hospital to visit Kaede. 

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