crazy | kai parker

x15 fool me once

"shut up klaus"I say as he starts arguing about how much people I've been killing recently.

"I'm just saying , take a break , you have been here for 5 days and you have killed alot of people , but I mean you helped us with marcel after you cut his hand off"he says

"I promised him if he ever touched me I would cut his hand , he didn't believe me and he grabbed my hand trying to stop me from helping you so I simply cut his hand off"I say smiling

"thank you"he says

"for what?"I ask confused

"for helping hope and helping us last week"he says

"your family , of course I would help"I say

"are you done packing?"he asks

"yeah , I'm here to say bye , I have already said bye to elijah , hope and hayley"I tell him and he nods

"Im gonna miss you kid"he says as he hugs me

"I'll come visit soon , I just have this stupid wedding I have to attend to later today"I tell him and he nods and I say my last goodbyes and enter my car and drive back to mystic falls.

I woke up early this morning , like 5 in the morning so I'll be early and to pack so I'll be back at mystic falls at like in the after noon.

after a 7 hour drive back to mystic falls I leave me bags at the house and head to the salvatore house and see
Jo rushing around the room as she searches for something

"Crap, they're not here"jo says

"My shoes! My gorgeous, ridiculously expensive, wear-them-once-and-then-never-again shoes. They are missing"jo say as she freaks out.

"Do you want me to do a locator spell?"bonnie asks

"On my shoes?"jo asks confused

"Mmhmmm"

"Is that possible?"jo asks

"I don't know, actually. Just hang on, I got to figure out how to work this stupid thing"bonnie says as She is helplessly trying to get a garment steamer to turn on, and accidentally pulls the hose out. Jo looks alarmed and frustrated as she sighs

"Oh, good, break it! Because my wrinkled dress will surely distract everyone from my bare feet."jo says sarcastically

"Hey, hey. Come on. Don't waste all your panic now! You still have eight hours until the ceremony. Non-alcoholic mimosa?"elena asks as she tries to calm jo

"One, a non-alcoholic mimosa is just an orange juice. And two, I can't drink. Somebody should drink. You should drink."jo says stressed

"I will drink, eventually. But, I have human tolerance now, which is cheaper but a lot less fun."elena says which confused me but I remember stefan calling me to say that elena is human now.

" To be honest, I think maybe this is a good thing! Because no matter how good Danielle was, I am pretty sure I'm better"caroline says

"Caroline, I missed you!"elena says

"you saw me yesterday calm down"caroline says smiling.

"Okay, now, we've got a lot to do and not a lot time to do it. Elena, just have a drink, you're not going to pass out. Bonnie, the switch is on the left-hand side on the back"caroline says and bonnie nods

"Jo, I can see your shoes under the couch"I say as I finally walk in the so they can see me all the way

"oh my god , I knew they were here and also thank you for attending my wedding , I'm sorry about kai , I saw the pictures he posted of you guys on twitter and you guys were actually really good together"jo says smiling

"well thanks"I whisper

"Okay, now, who's dealing with the boys? "caroline asks and they all shrug and caroline sighs and calls stefan.

after everyone gets ready we head to the wedding and I see all the gemini family sitting and a man sees me and his eyes widen and I get confused so I walk out to get some fresh air

"it's you isn't it?"I hear a voice say

I turn around and it's the old guy I saw inside

"uh who are you?"I ask

"joshua parker"he says and my eyes widen

"your kai's dad?"I ask

"yes and you must be the girl he fell in love with , kai can't fall in love with an innocent girl , he's a monster"he says

"who says I'm innocent?"I tell him

"you aren't ?"he asks

"I'm literally crazy , I'm not a good person "I tell him

"that's not good either , kai can't have love , you both are monsters"he says as he starts giving me a headache , well try's to I guess

"uh what are you trying to do?"I ask as he looks at me confused

"why is my magic not working on you-"he asks

"kai isn't stupid"I say as I walk back inside and he grabs my arm but liv comes out of nowhere

"jo invited her dad , kai isn't even here , get over it"liv says and he stops and i glare at him and walk back inside and sit down next to stefan and caroline.

"hey what's wrong"caroline asks

"I think kai's dad was trying to kill me , no big deal"I say

"you killed him?"stefan asks

"never said I did , he let me go because liv told him too"I tell them and they nod.

Jo walks, escorted by her father, and everyone turns to watch them meet Alaric and the bridesmaids and groomsmen at the altar. alaric looks stunned speechless by the sight of Jo, and they both beam at each other and I just roll my eyes and glare at Josh

"Neither one of us should be here right now. We've spend our life dodging fate and beating the odds , But, because we did, I got to meet you, the most beautiful, hilarious and intimidatingly brilliant woman I have ever known. You inspire me, you've shown me that happiness is actually something that I can have in my life. And so.. I promise to be with you, and love you, and to dodge fate with you for the rest of our lives."alaric says

"Josette?"the guy asks

"Oh god, that's a tough act to follow. Here it goes , Alaric Saltzman, you are-" She stops suddenly and gasps loudly and looks like she's in pain and I get confused

"Jo? Jo? Jo? Oh my god. Jo? Jo? Jo?"alaric says

Jo starts to sway on her feet as blood begins to pour from the front of her dress, as though she's been stabbed from behind.

"Jo? Oh god, no!"alaric says

"Aah! Aah!"jo says

She falls forward and is caught by Alaric, revealing that Kai is standing behind her with a bloody hunting knife in his hands and my eyes widen and I smile.

"No! No, no, no, no."alaric says crying

"I was gonna wait 'til the "death do us apart" bit, but it seemed a little on the nose. Am I right?"kai says as he looks at everyone

"KAI?"I yell out and some people look at me confused and scared as I run up to him and hug him

"hello beautiful , I missed you"he says as he hugs me back

"how are you here"I ask

"I'll tell you later I promise"he says as he kisses my forehead and I see his dad running towards us.

but Kai holds up a hand, magically creating a high-pitched noise that incapacitates everyone at the ceremony. Liv, Tyler, Stefan and Caroline, all grab their ears and scream in pain as Kai smiles and winks at me

"why isn't it working on me?"I ask

"I wouldn't hurt you" he says and I smile

"Miss me?.... No? Oh well"kai says , The noise Kai has magically created is so powerful that all of the glasses and windows shatter, causing everyone to scream louder and fall to the ground. the wedding ceremony erupts into chaos