My Mate Is Too Shy {Jiminxreader}

42) Of Chiroptera and Manly Bits

Date: December 11th
Time: 7:11pm
Location: Namjoon's house, dining room
Mood: More than a little confused
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The large brick house framed by trees and surrounded by other homes of the same style sat quietly in the winter night. Though the moon's light was blotted out by a curtain of clouds, the atmosphere became a bright one as a gentle snow began it's descent to coat the earth in a sparkling white. Outside, it was a peaceful scene.

Inside was different story.

Nine people sat around the dining table, one with a dry erase booklet in front of her. The game went as such: the first person in line pulled a card from the deck and drew a picture of whatever it said. Then they were to pass it on to the next player and that person had to guess what the drawing was, putting their guess on the next page. The third in line was to draw what the second person guessed, and so on and so forth.

The problem was, the players didn't want to play fair and would draw the most ridiculous things to distract from what the picture really was. Maybe that was what Taehyung kept doing to Y/n. She thought that either he was as strange as Jimin had said he was, or he was intentionally fucking with her.

Because there was a dick.

She stared down at the booklet and bit her inner cheek to keep from laughing. Was she supposed to write down penis and hand it over to her boyfriend? Somehow, that seemed wildly inappropriate.

But a dick was a dick.

Blushing, she turned the page and wrote out her answer.

Manly bits.

Without hesitating, she shoved it over to Jimin who was just finishing up another bickering match with Yoongi. Upon seeing her answer his forehead wrinkled in confusion and she had to look away or she would start laughing out loud. Taehyung? Cool as a cucumber. You'd think he did this everyday.

Maybe it was a hobby of his.

Was she gonna ask?

...nah

"Baby," came Jimin's whispered voice, rife with puzzlement. "What-"

"No cheating!" Jin squawked from across the table. "Here Y/n, have a beer."

Barely holding in laughter she nodded and accepted the cold bottle from the older man, turning her head away from Jimin to take a sip. Taehyung was there to meet her eyes. There was a lively and mischievous twinkle to his own irises and almost a challenging sort of look to them. Like he wanted her to play along, as if to see if she was the type to shut the fun down or keep it going.

But he was too beautiful, gazing at his face for too long would make her butt fall off. Or something.

A sigh of frustration came from her right side as Jimin flipped the page and began to draw...whatever it was he thought 'manly bits' was supposed to mean. She resisted the urge to look.

"How do you and Joon know each other?" Jin questioned with a nod towards Namjoon who was now staring at the picture Jimin had drawn without blinking.

Before answering, Y/n enjoyed the bitter taste of the beer as it washed down her throat. The taste and the warm feeling the drink brought forth made her feel like she was with her own brother, since on occasion they would drink together as they talked about their day. Lately he had enjoyed hearing about the adventures that the kids got up to and had voiced that he thought the daycare had been a good move for her, socially. Of course he was unaware that Jimin worked there as well. For all he knew, his little sister was working with toddlers and Hyuna.