Bertholdt Hoover headcannon's

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I-uh, WHAT? Since when does this book have 17k views. Anyway, thanks to anyone who is reading this book and/or enjoys it. 

- I feel like he smells like saw dust and freshly cut grass

- Forehead kisses are a must

- He get's super anxious and fidgets

- He get's stuff from high places, even if you're tall

- He gives piggyback rides 

- Super defensive, even though he's pretty quiet

- Bertholdt thinks the jokes on the popsicle sticks are funny

- He def had a phase where he wore axe body spray, just because Reiner said so

- Berhtoldt hates grapes, and every time he tries them, he starts gagging

- He will just randomly hug you, like, for no reason at all

- This man is like a small child born into a beanstalk body

- He looks to you for reassurance

- He used to collect beanie babies, I don't make the rules

- Can't fall asleep unless his room is clean

- Reiner tries to butt into every conversation, so Bertholdt resorted to placing random legos around the house, and only the two of you knew were they were

- He almost told you he was the colossal titan once, but didn't

- You make fun of him

- His toes are long (Idk where that came from, I just think he has long toes)

- HE CAN COOK

- Loves cheesy romance movies, but refuses to admit it

- he is dense af, so you have to tell him everything straight up

- Is really good with directions

- He likes to read

- His style is a mix between darks academia and indie, more on the indie side

 - Your realationship looks like this -

- His favorite monster flavor is ultra fiesta

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- His favorite monster flavor is ultra fiesta

- He loves dogs

- Idk why, but I know for a fact that he is good at rock climbing

A/N: That's all I have atm 

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