Allyconda Diaries

Set 2- Chapter 8: Toilet Reference

12:56 am

I wanna die. In the toilet. I want someone to flush me down.

I had a fight.

With one of the most popular girls in skewl.

About the most popular boy in skewl.

And this is how it went;

I spotted Cinnabon holding hands with Bustin and my heart popped.

"Bustin?" I asked politely at first. Just CREEPILY enough to ask if he wanted to die.

He noticed my face;

Bitch assed mutherfucker you have no fuckin idea what I just went through. Don't make me kill you nigga cuz now I know I can DO THAT. DON'T FUCKING FUCK WITH ME.

"Um... Thats me." He awkwardly smiled in innocent hesitation.

I looked back at Di00ne and Marihuana, catching their thoughts;

THEFUCKTHEFUCKTHEFUCKTHEFUCK SHE GONNA DOOOOO.

MARIHUANA RECORD THIS

I CAN'T STUPIDASS

I looked back in confidence.

Cinnabon smiled. "Beautiful night right?"

She was too nice and beautiful I hated to fight.

"What are you doing... With Bustin?" I still asked politely but creepily.

Now I looked like Smiley.

"Oh! Haven't you heard? We posted an instagram picture saying that we're dating now."

I looked at Marihuana.

She was sobbing at her cracked phone.

Before you knew it, my instincts pushed Cinnabon to the floor and punched Bustin.

"What the fuck!" She screeched.

I covered my mouth. "Oh... My goodness... I didn't mean-"

Bustin. Punched. Me. Back.

"Get away you creep!" He said, and ran with Cinnabon with his arm over her back. "I never want to see you again."

Ouch.

Ow.

Wow.

That hurt a little.

Just a little.

I looked back at them as they confronted me.

"Its okay Allyconda." Marihuana said, patting my back.

Di00ne's face lit up. "Lets go to MattDonalds!-"

"No." I refused. "I'm going home."

"What!... But you LOVE that place!!"

"I hate it. It's where Bustin fucking Jeiber eats."

Marihuana and Di00ne stared at me like I was a different person.

They slept over with me without hesitation.

"I'm punching Daracoon in the face!!!" Marihuana pleaded.

"I'll kill Cinnabon with a butter knife!" Di00ne added.

"I'll crack MATTILDA'S SHIT."

"I'll TELL ESTEBINDEE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"Guys. You don't have to do this. This is life. We need to move on." I said.

"What the actual fuck." They said together.

"What is with you. You aren't like this! Stop being quotational and be the bitch you are!"

I smiled.

She was right. I didn't need to flush myself down the toilet. All I needed to do was poop on it. And clog it.

"Then lets go eat!!!" I screamed.

Their faces suddenly got brighter.
And we ate KFC while watching and laughing at Twilight.

Everything was awesome!!!

'Till I got a call from Daracoon.

"Hello?" I said answering the call.

"Did you calm down Mattilda?"

I sighed "I guess."

"Great! I'll get you a date with-"

"IS THAT YOU BITCH." Di00ne inturrupted. I was gonna die of laughter.

"D-Di00ne?!"

"DON'T MENTION THE BASTARDS NAME." She screeched.

"Who? Bus-"

I ended the call.

And had an urge to kill Bustin.

Kill.

Bustin.

~Allyconda C.

P.S. And maybe some other people.