Okay; so the bitch at MattDonalds was so... BITCHY! She was sooooooo mean. I hated her. This was basically how it went;
"Hey welcome to MattDonalds, how may I help you?"
"I'd like an Esteburger with fries"
"Size?"
"Large cuz I'm STARVING"
"Oh- don't get the Allyshake it tasted like shit! It'll get your stomach aching and make you wanna throw up. Thats why we put it on the Dollar Menu"
I gasped. "WHO THE FACK DO YOU THINM YOU ARE?" I screamed at her. It grabbed my attention.
"Oh um-"
"YOU FORGOT TO ASK ME FOR A CASODA. ALONG WITH MY SIDE OF DIP!"
"Oh. I'm sorry ma'am... Um-"
"AND I AM NAMED AFTER THAT MILKSHAKE ON THE DOLLAR MENU BITCH."
I glared at her.
"YOU DON'T DESERVE A MATTIP."
I stormed outside and watched Estebindee dancing in a burger costume with Mattilda dressed as the MattDonald's logo. I sent a snapchat to Lynn Bin as I walked to my car with my dad waiting.
I noticed Estebindee running after me in his fat costume. I was about to burst into LAUGHTER. But then Mattilda stopped him and said that Burgers and the logo has to work as one.
I think Mattilda liked Estebindee. But I didn't care because if I did he would kill me.
But i'd kill him back. With my beautiful nails. Rawr.
~Allyconda C. Xoxo
Ps. Today suked. Hook me up?
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Allyconda Diaries
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