Allyconda Diaries

Chapter 5: Barnes and Nobles

5:07

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU. MY FUCKING PHONE ALMOST FUCKING DROPPED ON THE FUCKING FLOOR AT BARNES AND FUCKING NOBLES OMG LEMME RANT;

THE GIRL AT THE FACKIN REGISTER WAS ALL

"Hi! ☺️ How can I help you-"

"Mocha Frap, Grande make it quick."

I had my period so don't judge aight✋

"Whipcream?"

I nodded.

"Name?"

"Allyconda."

"I'll get your drink in 5."

I TOOK OUT MY PHONE AND IT SLIPPED OUT OF MY HANDS AND ONTO THE COUNTER. GRAVITY SOMEHOW PUSHED IT TO GLIDE ALL THE WAY TO THE EDGE OF THE COUNTER ON THE FUCKING OTHER SIDE.

I QUICKLY GRABBED MY PHONE AND IT WAS LITERALLY MILIMETERS AWAY FROM FALLING. NO SHIT. I WAS GONNA PASS THE FUCK OUT.

I SCREECHED WHEN I REACHED FOR IT AND EVERYONE LOOKED AT ME. I READ THE LADY'S FACE IT WAS JUST LIKE

Haaaa that nigga be guessin shit she almost lost her precious bitch haaaaa

My face on the other hand read

The fuck, look the other way ya retard so what I almost dropped my shit if you dropped yo crap yo I would snapchat instagram via textmessege into groups, lets all watch you drop your baby YA all that shit so don't fucking fuck with me nigg'

"Here's your frap-"

"Shut the fuck up. I mean. Thanks."

I walked away, imagining myself with those dark undercircles who haven't slept for days and the pale face because of Bustin.

Whateves. 😐

~Allyconda C. Xoxo

P.S. Vote and comment if I'm not the ONLY one who goes to Barnes and Nobles mostly just to look at the games and toys cuz das my shit :/