harry potter ships + stories

dumbledore x voldemort

even though dumbledore was supposed to be enemies with voldemort , he kept getting horny when he though of voldemort's thick bald veiny head. sometimes dumbledore master baited and he thought of voldemort. one day harry caught him. harry called 999 (the phones lines were fixed) and dumbledore was taken to a mental hospital. welp, dumbledore escaped and became an effing death eater. UM CHILEEEE. so one day dumbledore was getting horny. he decided now that he was a death eater, he wouldn't hold back his feelings for voldy. well one day he was doing a practice battle with voldy for when voldy killed harry. anyway so dumbledore got really into it and he said to voldy "yo momma so fat her patronus is CAKE" right there and then voldy was so pissed, and it made him pull out a breadstick and start pissedly chomping on it with his short slimy teeth. dumbledore got so horny when voldemort pulled out the breadstick. right there and then dumbledore started master baiting. voldy noticed and he got REAL horny. so he ran to dumbledore and they had s3ggzzzzxxx