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hagrid x dumbledore (part 2)

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hagrid went to germany 🇩🇪 and met chipflake. he subbed to their youtube channel. anyways hagrid asked chipflake if there is butterbeer 🍺 in germany. chipflake said no and so hagrid got pissed, flipped a table and went back to hogwarts. he forgot buckbeak and then got pizzed but he angrily floated back to scotland. he shat  5,708 times. hagrid got back and called 999 but they were busy. and then his phone blew up. he was fuming and so pissed 😤. he went to the castle and interrupted mcgonagall's class and asked her what happened to the phones. she said that all the phones were exploded because umbridge has taken down all the phone lines through out scotland while she was making out with a dementor. she has chapped lips and is a fat-aRsE. right there and then mcgonagall said that also she found 12,036 toenails from dumbledore in the wires. when she said dumbledore's name, hagrid stormed out. he then sat in the great hall and thought about buckbeak and all their good times. he missed buckbeak so much. he wanted to just take a nap. he floated to his hut. then annoying hermione said that was physically impossible so he shat on her (which is why her hair is brown, it used to be blonde). hagrid went to sleep for about 2 months and then he woke up to another loud knock on the door. he pissidley (i made up the word dont judge 🙄) went to the door and when what did his wandering eyes appear, DUMBLEDORE

mk then there will be a part three and then you will get a new hot story