once upon a time harry was locked in his room and being starved because he had a single cranberry. then dobby appeared and told harry not to go to hogwarts this year. harry got pissed as hell so he kicked poor dobby in the face and locked him in the closet. then vernon came up on right there and then harry knew he was in a lot of trouble. harry ran to the closet door where dobby was hiding and pushed it. but it kept opening and dobby was so effing pissed right there and then 😤 that he burst open the door. "who is this bitchass hoe" asked vernon. just then dobby turned very tall. as tall as man and wore a suit. vernon thought he was very hawt so he went to court and got some divorce papers and then he married dobby in the suit.
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harry potter ships + stories
Short Storymy fav hp ships and some funny stories 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤩🥳🤬🤬😞😞🥶😞😓😞
