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dumbledore x znape (spoilers)

OMG GUYS SO LIKE I WENT ON EFFIN GOOGGLE SATAN TRACKER AND HE BE LIKE RLLY CLOSE HDUDISIKENDND ANYWAYS

so like one fine morning znape was sitting in his office and he was drinking tea. he was thinking about how he should bully harry. (still one of my fav characters if you hate znape you are a karen who likes umbridge) right there and then dumbledore walked in. znape thought that dumbledore was hawt. dumbledore whipped his hair and he smiled and giggled. znape then got pissed because he was making znape horny so he avada kedavrad him. "wait" (im sick of doing the spaces between dumbledore's letters so stfu) said dumbledore. "you needed to wait for that till the half blood prince motherfücker" znape apologized. anywayz so later that day dumbledore was master baiting to monster high dolls. znape was bullying harry cuz he looked likes james. anyway so dumbledore was real horny and then mcgonagall got real pissed because dumbledore was (nvm satan is in pennsylvania which is close to my state brb) master baiting in front of her. she said it was a warning ⚠️ ⛔️. right there and then he flipped mcgonagall off (sorry mcgonagall u didn't deserve that). she got pissed. then dumbledore went to madam pomfreys. znape came to visit him. dumbledore was in a coma for his monster high dolls master baition illness so znape got bored. he went on his tik tok which now had 3838383882829292929837477382910101010938484763345679202938388382 followers. he did the wap dance and everyone in the world liked it. anywayz dumbledore woke up horny cause he saw znape doing the wap dance. anyways they both got horny and had s3gggzzzzzzxxxxxXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

then umbridge walked in and got pissed cause she liked dumbledore. wel turns out later that znape was hospitalized after draco tried ripping his eyelids out. so it was just dumbledore and umbridge and they effed. then dumbledore announced it to the whole school and umbridge was happy. the next day dumbledore effing died from effing umbridge. 😳

Three years later dumbledore was resurrected and then znape avada kedavrad him of the astronomy tower. and harry was pissed.