the hoe

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by freshclappedcheeks

by freshclappedcheeks

merry xmas if u celebrate it beeotch

anyway

hi my name is stellar tip. cant wait for my first year at effin ass hoe hogwarts. anyway so like when i got there i was in gryffindor ugh so predictable anyways it's Christmas today and like i got a bapple from Ron. and then harry got me a macaroni mask to scare flitwick coz he hates macoroni. ok on to the story. it was the day after christmas. i was super happy because i got some awesome gifts. i assumed it would be a normal day when i headed to a flying lesson. both my parents were quidditch masters so i was going to show off my awesome ass skills. so i got on my broom and started flying but stupid ass bitchass hoe madam hooch said i wasn't allowed to fly so i kicked her in the face with my bitchass hoe nimbus 7474748382829191020849020010283747747472819. um chile anyways so there was lots of screaming so dumbly-dore came out to see what all the commotion was. i accidentally on purpose ran over him and he screamed. so then i went to the hospital wing and both my legs were in stupid ass bitchass hoe casts. "your legs are broken hoe because you ran over me" said dumbledore. i was pissed so i ignored him. anyways my name is stellar because i am stellar. a little while later i got some crutches. in the great hall dumbledore had a talk with all of us and he was talking to us about how he effed to momster hi dollZ. then mcgongall shot him for saying that because he had to go to the mental hospital for that. anwayz i was pissed at him for saying that. i told that to draco during defense against the dark arts and he called me an ugly ass how. I AM THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO CALL MYSELF A HOE. I got pissed as hell and called 999. now I'm in the mental hospital. dumbledore had recovered from his shot wound. he was mentally ill and master baiting to a momzter hi doll omg wtf