flitwick x (male) reader

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by freshclappedcheeks

by freshclappedcheeks

pissedly definition: (pïïsśEdłeę)
adverb
to do something in a pissed manner
example: "professor flitwick pissedly devoured his last breadstick, pissed"

so now let's start, now that you have a clearer definition of pissedly

it was another ordinary day in the castle. you were elated to be the temporary potions teacher because snape was in the hospital getting treating for his nearly ripped off eye lids, courtesy to draco malfoy. nobody knew the actual reason behind why you decided to be a hogwarts substitute... well of course it was your secret crush, filius flitwick. every time he would pissedly eat a breadstick, it made you SUPER ultra horny. you would sometimes wish that the breadstick was replaced by your- your thoughts were cut off as dumbledore came in. "h e l l o i n e e d s o m e t h i n g p r i v a t e" said dumbledore, startling the shit out of you. "effing really? what the jello do you want ?" "w e l l" said dumbledore promptly. "i n e e d a f u c k i n' c o n d o m" "WHAT THE HELL YOU ACTUAL MOTHEREFFIN HOE" " w h a t? i m a b o u t t o h a v e s 3 g g z"
"FINE HOE" you gave him 22 boxes because he is an ultra hoe. Um anyway so dumbledore announced at dinner that he has s3ggz with umbridge and that is why his skin is withering. anyway so now dumbledore is dead and i gave him all my condoms. THAT BITCH. anyways so i realized i had one left, but then i realized i was gay for flitwick so i shoved it down hermione's shat filled hoe throat. anyways.... i needed to find flitwick because i was a horny hoe. (p.s. flitwick is anti condom) anyways he was late and he sat down next to me. he started pissedly eating right away which made me so horny. i began to moan as i ate my spaghetti to turn him on. welp, if didn't work and turns out that he just said you have spaghetti sauce all over your mouth. so i got pissed and went to bed and a i master baited. um chile anyways so i woke up and turns out filch said i was sleepwalking and master baiting at the same time and so i got kicked out of hogwarts for public master baition. i was so effin pissed. so i turned into an ant because i was a fuccin animagus and i went to hogwarts. welp, turns out that stupid ass hoe bitchass hoe snape was back from the stupid ass hoe bitchass hoe hospital. so i goddamn kicked his ass and then he went back to the hospital. well that pizzed everyone off so i just kicked all their asses and they went to the hospital too. then it was just flitwick. he was pissedly eating a breadstick so i was horny and started master baiting. then he got horny and started having s3ggzxxxx with me! anywayz the pov changed sorry. 😣 bitch anywayz