**A/N** Hey everyone! Sorry for not updating the past few days, Christmas is always pretty hectic! I should be back to posting at least one chapter a day till my school starts up again on January 14th! If you celebrate, I hope you had a fantastic Christmas, if you don't celebrate, I hope you took some time off of school and work to focus on self-care. This year has been pretty awful. Here's hoping 2021 is a little bit better xx
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I'm never going home for Easter ever again. I'll do Christmas, but Easter? Fuck that.
"So then Freddie boy over here fucking said, 'Darcy? Did you SCREW MY SISTER in my shop on my FATHERS BIRTHDAY!?" Louis says loudly, giving Evie and Amar a retelling of the complete bullshit that happened on my holiday. The Hogwarts Express pulls out of Kings Cross, we all stop and take a second to wave goodbye to our parents before Louis starts up his story again, "And then Cass was all like 'stay out of my business FREDRICK!' which was bloody hilarious and then she snapped his dinner plate in half!"
"Wait like she snatched it out of his hands and broke it? That doesn't sound like Cassiopeia." Amar says. He's sitting beside Louis on the opposite bench to me, his legs draped over Louis's lap.
"No, like she broke it just by looking at it, perfectly down the middle. Scared the shit out of Freddie cause the man dropped his plate."
Evie and Amar laugh wildly. I roll my eyes, "Yeah, yeah, laugh at my crap-ass holidays."
"At least you weren't in the car with my Mum and Dad after we were over at yours. We were all confused out of our minds why your mum was so pissed off till my mum explained it all." Evie says which makes Louis and I laugh.
"Wait. I'm missing something. What happened?" Amar says looking at all three of us.
Evie and I explain how our parent's meeting went, and Louis very helpfully included the part of the whole snogging thing that happened years ago.
"I'm so happy my Mum is from Australia and went to Snakebinder Academy instead of Hogwarts, and like, my Dads a muggle. I don't think I could handle all the awkwardness that you people deal with." Amar says.
"I don't think I can handle all the weirdness," Evie says.
I take her hand in mine and bring it up to my mouth, kissing her knuckles, "From now on, no more weirdness. No parent drama, no sibling drama. Just us at Hogwarts living our life."
Evie looks at me, "No sibling drama? You've met Cassiopeia right?"
"I don't care. She can do whatever she wants with whoever she wants. I'm officially done with it all. I'm going to study for my OWLs, snog my girlfriend, and wreak havoc like I was destined to do."
"Can you not talk about snogging your girlfriend when we're here? Like I'm happy for you and shit but you're still my cousin and seeing you make out with Evie every five seconds is traumatic." Louis says.
"Yeah, petition to get Fred and Evie to keep their snogging and other activities private," Amar says.
"Watching you two is my thirteenth reason," Louis says.
I snort and Evie laughs loudly, "You're both so dramatic!" I say.
"You don't see me snogging Amy Barnes do you?" Amar says.
We all look at him, "Amy from Gryffindor?" Louis says scrunching up his nose.
Amar winks dramatically which makes Evie and I both laugh, "Yeah man. Sorry Evie this is going to sound a bit misogynistic, but that girl has the best rack I've ever seen." He sits up, nearly kicking Louis in the face as he does it and cups his hands by his chest like he's cupping his non-existent boobs, "I mean seriously, she could knock someone out with those."
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We're the Weasleys || Weasley Next Gen
Fanfic***Completed!*** ***560k words!*** *** Some 18+ themes and content!!!!*** The world's most-loved red-headed family got busy!!! Follow the stories of Freddie, Ophelia, Cassiopeia, Theodore, Annabeth, and the rest of their cousins as they navigate the...