The Grinch Heist (Part 1)

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October 27th, 2018...
Mario is checking his Email...

Mario: Hmmmm...

He's reading through it and he sees  emails with very...choice names like...

-Hey...that Grinch Leak.

-IS IT REAL OR FAKE? #GrinchLeak

-I'm #TeamFake but you need to say something DESPERATELY

-Its getting really bad. DO SOMETHING!

Mario: *Sigh...*

He then looks over to see how many emails he's received about this supposed "Grinch Leak": 3,318
It was starting to get overwhelming.

Kirby: Hey there Mario. What's up?

Mario: What's up? WHAT'S UP!?!?Why don't you take a look at this, then tell me what's up.

Kirby: What do you...oh...Ohhhh...

Mario: They just will not stop asking about it! They claim they'll only stop once they get an answer! They're just going "The Grinch Leak! The Grinch Leak!" By the way, that's not an overexaggeration, take a look.

-The Grinch Leak! The Grinch Leak! *Jumps up and down in a girly voice*

Kirby: Well then...we should give them an answer.

Mario: Has the Smashlord sent us anything?

Kirby:..........No.

Mario: THEN WE CAN'T! WE LITERALLY CAN'T!

Kirby: Okay. Calm down, buddy!

Mario: *Breathes heavily*

Kirby: Easy now. In and out. Now think slowly.

Mario: Hmmmm...huh...if only there was a way that we could get rid of that darn leak.

Kirby: Hmmmm...! Ooh ooh ooh!

Mario: Yes Kirby? There's no need to raise your hand like that. We're the only people here.

Kirby: Sorry, but I just got a great idea!

Mario: No need to apologize, but what's your idea?

Kirby: Okay. I know it sounds crazy for me to suggest, but have you thought of trying a heist?

Mario: A heist? How would that work? Given what we'd be trying to "steal"?

Kirby: Well...*Motions Mario over*...do you remember the portal?

Mario: The Portal? You mean what we use to get to the other world to talk to the developers and publishers of our games?

Kirby: Exactly, but it can also connect to other worlds, one of those may be the internet. So we could sneak into the internet remove the image and the poof! Everyone forgets about it!

Mario: You're aware that the internet has a lot more archival methods than just saving one picture, right? There's some serious holes in this idea.

Kirby: But...its worth a try right?

Mario: *Sigh...* Well considering I'm out of options, its worth at least a shot.

Kirby: Alright then. I'll...

Mario: But...if we really want to do this, we'll need some help.

Kirby: Help?

Mario: Exactly. Heists are big jobs and if we want to pull this off properly, we'll need a bit of hired help.
Now, I say hired because since we'll be gone doing this, we'll need someone to run the building while we're gone and others may question the whole method to begin with.
So we need at least two others who won't question this and leave us be.

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