EVO 2018...
Crowd: BOOOOOOO!!!
Mario: AHHHHHH!!! *Pant pant* Phew! Those people really don't like Bayonetta!
Kirby: *Om* You're telling me! *Om* I mean...*Om*...I love tomatoes, but...*Om*...even I can only take so...*Om*...much!
Mario: Its a good thing we have Ultimate coming soon.
Kirby: Speaking of...*Om*...which did you have any...*Om*...updates on it?
Mario: No. Unfortunately not...
Suddenly...
???: STOP!!!!!!
Everyone then looks around confused at where the voice came from, when onstage teleports...
Mario & Kirby: SMASHLORD!!!
Smashlord: Yes! It is I! The one who created the Smash Bros tournament!!!
Crowd: WOOOOOOO!!! YEAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Mario: Well that calmed them down.
Kirby: What is he doing here though? He doesn't usually spend his valuable time at a place like this.
Smashlord: Greetings fans. While many of you may be worn out by this game, you need not worry! There is another game on the horizon!
Crowd Member: WILL SANS BE IN IT?
Smashlord:...
Mario:...
Kirby:...
Other Crowd Members:...
Crowd Member:...Cuphead?
Kirby: Ignoring that guy, why are you here sir?
Smashlord: Well as I said there's a new game and tournament on the horizon and there's still a lot to reveal about it. That is why were doing...THIS!
With a snap of his fingers, the screen behind the Smashlord now shows...
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...and the crowd is now going absolutely nuts.
Smashlord: Yes, for we are doing a full on Direct for the next title.
Kirby: THAT'S IN THREE DAYS!
Mario: WHY!?!?
Smashlord: There will be many secrets revealed, so look forward to it!
Crowd: YEAAAAAHHHHH!!!
The Smashlord then walks off stage to speak with the others.
Smashlord: Sorry about springing this upon you two so soon, but I made sure that it won't be that bad. Here.
The Smashlord then hands over a clipboard with in instructions on it, as well as 5 whole letters.
Mario: Whoa sir! I know you've been generous before, but 5!?
Smashlord: It's not quite to that level, check the clipboard.
Mario: Let's see...
Kirby: Oh look here! It says specifically to get two new fighters and three echo fighters.
Mario: Ah, that makes more sense given how simple echo fighters are in comparison to full on new fighters.
Kirby: Uhhhh...well nothing is ever that simple...
Mario: Right, not to undersell it, of course.
Smashlord: Much like in previous situations, I am leaving this entirely in your hands, so choose wisely.
Kirby: Thank you sir! We hope you are pleased by our choices!
The Smashlord then nods before walking off and disappearing.
Mario: Five in three days? We've got our work cut out for us indeed!
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Author's notes: Yeah...not much here. Just jokes made at the expense of Smash 4 Bayonetta.
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