Orange meets Ridley

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Its the day after E3 and the fifth floor fighters are now attempting to get to know each other...

Blue: SIS. LISTEN TO ME. THIS IS A BAD IDEA.

Orange: You keep saying that, but I'm going to do this anyway. If the Smashlord himself really found him worthy, then there's got to be something more to him.

Blue: But you heard Samus. He's a monster! Did you see the way he acted yesterday?

Orange then pauses to herself before responding.

Orange: Maybe, but I have to try.

Blue: Alright then sis, but don't come crying to me when it doesn't work.

The Inkling then leaves her room to see the space pirate leader sitting there by himself, reading a book, outside of his room and the foggy area that obscured more doors from view.

Orange: *Deep breath.* Okay. Here we go.

She then steps forward before sitting in a chair near Ridley who looks up towards her.

Ridley:...

Orange:...h-hello there.

Ridley:...*looks down.*

Orange: So...your Ridley...right? That's what I heard. I'm Orange.

Ridley:...

Orange: So...you like Smash Bros so far?

Ridley:...

Orange: Weeeellll, I'll just get going if you don't want to talk.

She starts to get up when...

Ridley: What is it you want?

Orange: !!! So you can speak!

Ridley:...of course I can. I can also leave if you have nothing to say.

Orange: O-oh right! Ahem! I-I-I don't believe we've properly m-met!

Ridley: Why?

Orange: Because we're going to be living together obviously, so we should get to know each other a little bit!

Ridley: What are you trying to do exactly?

Orange: Did-didn't I just say...?

Ridley: No. What's your ACTUAL reason? Was it a dare or was it out of morbid curiosity to see if I would immediately attack you?

Orange: NO! Its not like that!

Ridley: Really now?

Orange: Yes, really! I don't care what your reputation may be with anyone else! I just want to get to know you!

Ridley:...so...no guns, no shooting, no harm done, just a talk?

Orange: YES!

Ridley:...hahahahahahaha HA!

Orange: What now?

Ridley: I'm sorry. The last time someone tried to do that with me...well, let's just say they wouldn't still be here without a lot of luck.

An equiping sound is then heard from behind Ridley as he sits up, now noticing an arm canon to the back of his head...

Samus: You say luck. I say determination. Now what were you doing here?

Ridley: Ahhhhhh...and there she is. Hello there...Sammy.

Samus: YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO CALL ME THAT! Orange! How could you possibly try to converse with a creature like this!?

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