Smash Bros stories because I couldn't think of a better name

Assist Trophies feel left out...

The basement of the Smash Building...
Many have gathered for a discussion...

Waluigi: My fellow Assists...thank you for gathering today...

Waluigi, the leader of a group of Assist Trophies who were against the fighters up top, then turned around the look at the others he had...somehow convinced to join.
This included his Camelot cousin, Isaac, the Ultimate Lifeform, Shadow, the mischievous Skull Kid, the crazed Ghirahim, and the one Pokemon he could convince, Mimikyu.

Isaac: No problem Camelot brother!

Waluigi slightly cringed at this comment as Isaac often referred to him as such due to both being recruited by the same company.

Waluigi: Yes...I'm sure you all know what we're here to discuss...

Shadow: That you all know my pain of being replaced by fakes who everyone assumes is the original?

Waluigi: Yes...and that those fighters above us are currently living it up with all their fame and their love that gets thrown at them.

Ashley: *Sigh...* Please don't tell me we have to hear another one of your extended ramblings about how unfair it is that we're even here...

Waluigi: I mean...I could do that...but the greater point here is...

The tall man then spins around before showing the group a tablet that he just pulled out of thin air.

Waluigi:...They're straight up ignoring, not only us, but our fans!

Everyone then gathers around and begins to look at what's on the tablet where they see all the videos and articles talking about Assist Trophies and them in particular.

Shadow: Wait...are these all real?

Waluigi: Indeed edgelord. Looks like there's a lot of fans of you.

Skull Kid: No kidding. Is that a full on presentation about you? It's got a lot of retweets too!

Shadow: "An exploration of Shadow the Hedgehog's true moral compass...and Knuckles." Hmmmm...I'm definitely seeing what you're saying now.

Isaac: Hey look at that guy! He made a whole set of videos on why I should get in!

Isaac was pointing towards a video series by a specific youtuber. (As seen below.)

Isaac:...and look at all those reactions to me showing up as Assist Trophy! They look so sad...they look so sad!

Waluigi: Exactly and look at this channel!

Waluigi was pointing towards a channel called "BrawlFan1."

Waluigi: This guy is coming up with movesets for us! Even you Mimikyu!

Mimikyu: A perfect moveset no less! Especially over that blockhead Incineroar who can't even speak properly!

Isaac: Or a LITERAL PLANT!

Waluigi: Don't you all see now? This is more than just the people up top ignoring us, it's about the people up top ignoring them!

Skull Kid:...or those not willing to accept that we're in the game if anything...

Waluigi: Eh?

Majora: Oh Pardon me! That was the kid talking!

?: Trying to be reasonable? Lame!

Majora: Yeah, I agree with that...whoever that was...

Isaac: Wait, who said that?

Waluigi: Yeah, who said that?

?: Oh pardon me, I forgot to turn off my invisibility mode.

The cloak is then dropped to reveal what appeared to be a man, but with horns, claws, wings, and a pointed tail, standing before them all.

?: What's up, I'm Dan.

Ghirahim: Dan? Just Dan?

Dan: Yeah...as in Demon Dan...but without the Demon part...anyways, it sounds to me like you've all got a serious problem on your hands...

Isaac: What would you know?

Dan: Hey there little man. I've been listening closely to your cries and I might just be able to help you all out.

Ghirahim: Hmph! Like a demon lord needs help from someone who's clearly an inferior being!

Waluigi: Wait a minute now...let's here him out for a minute.

Dan: Well you see hereeeeee...these Smash Bros...They're strong...but only just...it's that orb they hold!

Isaac: Oh you mean the orb of power?

Dan: Yes...that's the one. That could be the ticket to salvation for not just me but all of you as well.

Shadow: What're you getting at?

Dan: Well like I said...the Smash Bros are strong...but it's all about a power source most of the time if you haven't realized...

Waluigi: So what you're saying is...

Mimikyu: THE HEART! It's so OBVIOUS! We attack THE HEART!

Majora: OF COURSE! YOU CUT OFF THE HEAD OF A DEKU BABA, THE REST FALLS OVER JUST LIKE THAT!

Dan: I knew you'd all get it! If you get the Orb, I'll get you what you want.

Shadow: How do we know you won't play us? I've had some bad experiences with demons.

Ghirahim: I thought you said they were aliens.

Shadow: I mean, have you seen Doom's Eye? It could really go either way when you look at it.

Dan: You want proof? Okay, I'll give you proof.

With just a snap of his fingers, Dan then made a large Ham appear on the table. Perfectly cooked and everything.

Dan: Here we have a feast, a feast for our partnership. What do you all say...friends?

Waluigi: Hmmm...

Waluigi then takes a moment to consider...almost literally a moment because as soon as he remembered that smug plant, he stuxk his hand out and said:

Waluigi: I say, let's begin.

...and with that, the Demon and the Purple Man shook hands in partnership.
The Smash Bros had no idea what would hit them now!

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Author's notes: Looks like trouble is brewing for our heroes...

Definitely setting things up for the new year's stories of which I've got plenty in mind! You all better watch out for em!

But until then, have a save and happy 2022 and I'll see you all next time for more of Joker!