Mario: Well that takes care of two immediately! That makes things easier!
Kirby: Don't get too relaxed, we still have three more to go!
Mario: Right, I haven't forgotten. So for these echo fighters I was possibly thinking of holding open auditions for them.
Kirby: You sure? I mean, remember the last time we held open auditions?
Flashback...
Mario: Okay state you're name for the record.
The fighter then grabs Mario by his collar and begins to shake him.
???: GIVE ME THE INVITATION ALREADY, DANG IT!
Mario:...eject him...
???: You can't eject me! I'm a modern icon! FUS RO DAH!
At that moment, Mario then goes flying due to a sudden burst of wind, sending him through a wall.
Back to the present...
Mario: It was a bad idea to let in fighters with attitudes, but since we're mainly looking for echo fighters, it means instead of a free for all, we'll have people we're more familiar with!
Kirby: Great idea! Let's get to it!
They then place a sign outside the building that reads...
OPEN AUDITIONS TODAY! ANYONE HOPING TO BE AN (echo) FIGHTER, PLEASE LINE UP!
Within minutes, the line is already huge with many fighters stepping up ro show what they've got.
Mario: Okay then. Name and series, for the record.
Funky: Yo dudes! My name's Funky Kong and I come from the Donkey Kong Country series!
Kirby: I assume you want to be a DK echo then?
Funky: Oh yeah! I have the ability to do anything he can do! Even punch down the moon!
Mario: DK punched the moon?
Kirby: Name and franchise?
Blues: Just call me Proto Man...I'm from the Mega Man series...
Mario: Aren't you already a part of Rock's final smash?
Blues: Is there a problem with that?
Mario: Not that I'm aware...but it could cause continuity issues.
Kirby: Put him under "Maybe."
Mario: Name and Franchise?
Zack: <Zack Fair from Final Fantasy VII.>
Mario: Wait a minute...I thought that Square barely let Cloud back in...
Zack: <That is true, but I thought that maybe someone else from our franchise could at least try to...>
Kirby: Don't get your hopes up buddy. Well we certainly wouldn't mind, it's ultimately up to Square.
Zack: <Oh well, I tried. Also before I go, I was asked to read this letter. Now let's see here...it says: "You let Cloud in, now you need to let me in." Signed Sephiroth.>
Mario: OVER MY DEAD BODY! The only way that would happen is if I wasn't in the building to oversee it!
Kirby: Wait a second, Gooey? How did you get here?
Gooey: Hey there Kirby. Do you have any food? I like food.
Mario: Who is this guy again?
Kirby: He's from my series, he shares many of my abilities.
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Smash Bros stories because I couldn't think of a better name
FanfictionListen we all know the idea of Smash Bros and its characters, but what if we did stories about them? ... Yeah, I know this has probably been done before but for one, this one ain't self insert and two well, this is an idea I've had in my head for a...
