Sorry if there's any repeated quotes I'm writing this at gone 2am.
Roman: You look nice, I want to kiss you
Virgil: What?
Roman: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU!
Roman: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Thomas: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Virgil: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Patton: I joined you in the dumb stuff
Logan: I TRIED TO STOP YOU DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
Janus: Roman, can we talk? One 10 to another.
Roman: I'm an 11 but continue.
Logan:I'm a very easy-going person.
Roman: I once saw you measure a ruler with another ruler.
Logan: IT WAS OFF BY HALF A CENTIMETERE! IT NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN CIRCULATION!
Logan: Patton, don't be ridiculous.
Patton; Aw, but I'm so good at it!
Logan: I have CDO.
Virgil: What's that?
Logan: It's like OCD but the letters are in alphabetic order AS THEY SHOULD BE.
Virgil: You know what, same.
Logan: My hobbies include reading, reading, more reading and killing people who won't let me read.
Virgil: Right, Logan informed me that running through the school shouting "Who wants a fight?!" does not count as socialising.
Roman: I have no fears.
Logan: What if you woke up one day and Virgil was taller than you?
Roman: I have one fear.
Thomas: The fact that I'm a legal adult is hysterical.
Logan: Studies show that keeping a ladder inside a house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
Virgil: That's why I own ten guns.
Virgil: In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.
Thomas: If you took a shot every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Logan: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Patton: Drunk.
Virgil: Wasted.
Roman: Dead.
Patton: Why is there blood everywhere?!
Virgil: I may, or may not have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Patton: YOU STABBED SOMEONE?!?!?
Virgil: No no NO, aggressively poked them with a knife.
Roman: Bitch.
Virgil: Blocked.
Roman: Wait, no, unblock me - I have something important to tell you.
Virgil: Unblocked.
Roman: Bitch.
Roman: Why are you like this?
Virgil: I used too much No More Tears Shampoo when I was a kid and I haven’t felt a single emotion since.
Roman: Sometimes Virgil mumbles in his sleep... it's adorable!
Virgil, asleep in Roman's lap:Fight me...I dare you.........I have a knife, bitch........that’s..what I thought..hmmm.
Roman: He's so precious...
Sides on new years
Thomas: *Calmly watching the fireworks, grinning and giggling like a child.
The twins:*Screaming aggressively*
Patton: *Saying "See you next year" to EVERYONE*
Logan: *Reading and ignoring everyone and everything*
Virgil, watching the fireworks: "Yay, pollution!"
Janus: *Drinking until he physically can't stand then drinking more*
Ok that's it for this chapter of incorrect quotes, hope you enjoyed it. Also for those who have already, happy new year to you. Byeeeee.
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prinxiety one shots
FanfictionFilled with prinxiety (roman and virgil) one shots but may have hints of all other ships to some extent and of course thomas. There will be no smut but there will be kissing also expect swearing, I won't write a warning for it. I take request so if...
