Saturday Night Live (One-Shots)

John Mulaney

(Y/N's POV)                                                                                                                                                                  (Lots of John Mulaney References in here)

I was waiting in line outside the Chicago Theatre. I was seeing John Mulaney with my friend, but she seemed to be running late, this line seemed to go on forever as I was right in the middle of the line. I booked me and my friend front row tickets because I've liked john since his first stand up, he takes my pain away. especially since he killed Princess Diana. 

I was staring at my phone as the line has still not yet to move. Then people started to cheer and shout. I looked up to see John Mulaney walk right past me, he had a whole entourage following behind him. He was entering the theater. God, just him walking past me I could smell is cedarwood and musk scent, he smelt like a literal God. 

While walking past me he got a glance at me and smiled.

Holy shit Piggy Porker Just noticed me. Holy fucking shit. I felt like I was in a Wattpad fanfiction.

John Mulaney entered the Chicago theater, a few minutes passed by and people started entering the building, still no sign of my friend. I guess I'm going alone, which I am totally fine with because maybe I can get backstage later and meet John, I've done it with Zach Galifianakis. 

I got into the theater and it was so magical, it was like walking into a palace. I couldn't help gasp at how amazing it was. 

I got into the auditorium and walked down to my row, which happened to be a few seats away from the front. John Would be able to see me like he saw Sam on his phone.

I sat down in the red velvet seat. I waited patiently for the show to start and for my friend to arrive.

It was around 5:15 People started to find their seats and sit down, the theatre filled up very quickly. I had to get up a few times to let people get through the aisle.

A few minutes passed by, the lights started to get darker as the lights on the stage got brighter. the show was starting and I was very excited, all though my friend couldn't make it.

The audience started to cheer as John took the stage. I had the biggest smile on my face, and so did he, he was so happy to have such an enthused audience.

"Thank you! It's so good to be back!" He said grabbing the microphone and waving to the audience.

His shows are always an hour long. So I was ready to sit back, relax, and enjoy his amazing performance.

30 minutes have passed by and I couldn't stop laughing, I was laughing so much to the point that I was crying.

John was walking around the stage and telling his stories. He looked at me.

I wasn't looking at him, I was dying laughing my eyes were shut as I tried wiping my tears.

He stopped his performance and looked at me "A-are you crying?!" he laughed looking at me with the biggest smile on his face.

I just got singled out in the audience by John fricking Mulaney. I didn't know what to say I was crying tears of joy, I just nodded.

"Wow,  I didn't know being a tall Child was so emotional to some people." He laughed, and so did the audience. I felt embarrassed but I also felt excited that John just noticed me.

The show ended, John thanked the audience and went backed stage.

Everyone stood up from their seats and started exiting the theater. Not me though, I stayed I was determined to see John. Especially since he just called me out. we've now had 2 encounters, one outside the theatre and one inside the theatre, and I'm going to make it a third time.