Saturday Night Live (One-Shots)

Amy Poehler

(Y/N's POV)

This chapter is a little weird because I've had my own character for the show I made, so just be warned!

"Well, it's almost the Holidays," Amy said as the audience started to cheer 

"That means it's time to talk about the best things to do for the holidays in New York, so everyone please welcome Stephanie!" the crowd cheered as I rolled into weekend update wearing a dark green dress that was covered with weird designs.

I had a recurring character that was the sister of Stefon, as Stefon would talk about things to do in the Summer I would talk about things to do in the winter, I would do the exact opposite of what Stefon would do.

I smiled as I waved back to the audience.

"Heyyyyyy Amy." I exaggerated as I jumped up and down in my chair.

"So Stephanie, what's the best new thing to do in New York for the holidays?" she asked not taking her eyes off of me.

"Okay, so the best thing to do right now is something called Feces Diving." You said in a deep voice as the crowd laughed

"And what is that?" Amy asked letting out a soft laugh as well.

I was supposed to play an unusual character who was fascinated by... let's just say body waste while your 'brother' was fascinated by Tiny people...

I wouldn't deny the fact that I loved playing this character, because I loved having my own Solo character with Amy, I loved Amy, and not just as I loved her as a friend but I loved her more than that.

"Okay, so Feces diving is when you gather two of your dearest friends and go to the Hudson river and ice skate on it while it's frozen. and look for Fish Feces or if your lucky Human feces, I've  found human feces, and let me tell you, Amy, it was BIG."

"How can you tell the difference?" Amy Giggled as Seth watched from the other side not being able to hold in his laughter, he couldn't take anything seriously.

"Oh Amy, Darling darling Darling, when you can tell you can tell, and when I mean 'tell' you taste it, and then you can tell the difference, fish and human feces are VERY VERY DIFFERENT."

"Well I don't think a family coming to New York is going to enjoy doing that, what else can they do?"

"Oh sure," I said 

"If you don't like that you can always go to the museum of feces, they are currently having a holiday special of what Santa Claus's feces would look like." I giggle hiding my face trying to help myself not break character.

"Stephanie Everyone!" Amy said as the crowd cheered.

"Im Amy Poehler!"

"I'm Seth Meyers goodnight!"

the Camera Panneld out from the three of you Amy and Seth Rolled to me as they laughed hysterically.

"That was great!" Seth said as he looked at Amy then Back at me.

"I Know! I'm surprised I was able to do that without a script this time!."

We all got out of our chairs and left the Weekend update set, Amy and I walked back to Backstage. 

Amy Looked at you staying quiet as she had a small grin on her face, I turned around feeling her presence 

"What?" I giggled before opening the door to my dressing room, she leaned against the door frame of my dressing room as I walked inside.

"How are you so good at this?" she asked 

"What do you mean?" I asked putting a hoodie over my dress, I had another skit I needed to get ready for in a few minutes.

"I mean you're so good at what you do, like super good, like super talented...have you ever thought about quitting SNL and doing more Films?" 

I smiled "No, SNL is my home, I love my job and I love being able to do it with you and everyone." 

Amy Blushed at you including her. 

"Really?"

"Of course!" You smiled as you turned away from the mirror and back to looking at her.

Amy held out her hand for me to hold.

I smiled and took it.

"Y/N I love working with you too, and This is going to sound weird, but I may like you."

"I like you too Amy," I said letting go of her hand and walking out of my Dressing room. she turned around and shook her head.

"No Y/N I mean I find you attractive, I want to be apart of your Romantic life, I think about you Day and night. and I want to know more about you." She said as she started to walk with me to the hair and makeup room.

I stopped in my tracks and turned around to her. "I-.... I do too Amy." 

Amy Planted her hand on my cheek she caressed it as she pulled me to kiss her.

this felt like it was happening too soon but I ignored it as I kissed her back, she smiled during the kiss then she let go 

"I'll see you at the end of the show." she said 

I walked off I turned around to look at her with the biggest smile on my face.

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