An Attack Helicopter Brought us Together

Chapter 27

Chapter 27

Ember POV

Emily tries out all of her queen dresses that were all set out for her, twirling around and asking us what we thought of it. First, she wore this red slinky dress that was way too revealing. Second, she wore a huge ivory dress that made her look like a bride, and the third one she wore this pale pink ball gown.

We all voted on which ones we liked the most, and almost everyone chose the third option. Serena ended up voting the first one while Junk liked the second one more. I liked the third one, obviously. Penelope ended up not liking any of the choices, and instead wanted Emily to wear this weird coat that she found at the back of the queen's closet.

"But I love it so much!" Penelope pleads, showing off the weird grandma thing at the back of her closet. "It really compliments your skin!"

Emily chucks the coat out of the window, and it hits some random civilian in the face. Penelope pokes her head out of the window to say sorry, but it turns out that the random civilian was actually Johnny English.

"OH MY GOD!" Penelope squeals, "IT'S JOHNNY ENGLISH GUYS!"

Penelope squeals in fear as a missile flies over into the room, and explodes. None of us are hurt, thankfully, but Emily gets mad and pokes her head out the window.

"I AM THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND!" She bellowed, "GO TURN YOURSELF INTO PRISON, YOU ARSEHOLE!"

Johnny mutters his apologies, and orders a cab into prison.

"Now, what were we talking about?

"The ugly coat Penelope wanted you to wear."

"Oh yeah," Emily relaises, "no Penelope."

"Yeah, I don't really think that it looks good," Suga added in. Penelope was about to yell something at him, but stopped herself.

"Now," Emily continued on, "I need someone to walk me down my coronation."

"Who?" I asked.

"PLEASE BE ME!" Penelope shrieked.

"I was actually thinking of Junk," Emily admitted. "You know, he is my boyfriend and all."

Penelope sulks away into the corner, and Suga pats her encouragingly on the back. Penelope mouths angrily that she's taken again, but looks like she's upset when Suga stops.

"Y'all all need to take your seats," Emily ordered, "the coronation will be taking place in T-minus 30 seconds."

We all (except for Emily and Junk) leave her bedroom, quickly scuttling around the enormous halls before finding the church place. Or whatever, and we take our seats at the front. Queen Elizabeth is sitting at the back of the church, glaring at the crown sitting on the royal pillow at the front. Her corgis lick her encouragingly, but it seems that Queen Elizabeth is too sad to even acknowledge them.

When Emily starts walking down the aisle with Junk holding her arm, Queen Elizabeth does the rude finger to Emily who pretends not to notice. Penelope squeals, violently shaking Suga as Serena is getting drunk on vodka. Serena waggles all around the church before collapsing in the middle of the aisle, and Beverly struggles to get her out of the way. Emily and Junk step over Serena, and Queen Elizabeth starts charging down the aisle. Queen Elizabeth then trips over Serena, and stumbles into a torch. She runs around the church for a good while before being rushed into the hospital, and put into the ICU.

Turns out she burnt her face off.

"Emily," the priest dude at the front says, "will you-"

"Yeah, yeah," Emily dismisses, "I'm the queen now. Don't drag this for too long, okay?"

"Just listen to what the priest has to say, okay?" Junk says.

"Fine."

"Do you Emily promise to-"

"No," Emily cuts in, and places the crown on her head. "I AM NOW THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND!"

"YAY!" Penelope cheers, waving her hands all around as everyone else claps. Emily whispers something into the priest's ears, and he faints. Serena wakes up, and thinks that the priest is Kim Jon Un, so she gets out her gun and shoots the priest. Everyone starts screaming loudly as Serena continues to shoot the corpulent man.

The Corgi's run mad, stampeding on almost all the guests as they run throughout the huge church. They lick, and soon they tear flesh off, feasting on human meat. Beverly gets out her SMG and shoots the corgis, and then when the corgis are all lying dead on the ground, Penelope starts crying.

Eventful coronation.