An Attack Helicopter Brought us Together

Chapter 17

Chapter 17

Ember POV

"I'm naming my child Jimin," Beverly announces.

"You're naming our kid after my best friend," RM says, "that doesn't make sense."

"Fine." Beverly spits, "I'll just name my child Mochi then."

"That's food. Why don't we name our child like Grace or something?"

"I'm naming her Jiminie!" Beverly finally says, "take it or leave it."

"Fine," RM sighs, hanging his head low.

"Guys, I'm really sorry to interrupt this cool baby announcement thingy, but we're about to land in Japan. And I promise I won't crash the helicopter like I did last time," Emily promises. "Also, Beverly, I think it's best that RM takes you to the hospital. I'm not a qualified doctor, and I'm pretty sure your baby is going to have several deformities."

"Nah," Beverly dismisses. "It's fine, it'll live."

"Your baby is having a heart attack right now," Junk says expressionlessly.

"Let me just resuscitate the kid," Emily says, moving over to the motionless baby. "Junk, can you turn the defibrillator onto 200 volts?"

Beverly files her nails while her baby cries, RM goes to stop the baby from crying. Blossom sleeps in my lap while Tae's dog glares at Blossom, barking every so often. Tae still hasn't really talked to me much, he's still upset. Penelope is watching youtube videos of her boyfriend at the Olympics, while Emily and Junk are trying to get Beverly's baby back to life.

They succeed in it, but the baby cries. A lot. Beverly gets annoyed and nearly throws the kid off 10,000ft in the sky. The only reason why she didn't do it was because Serena and Jimin were snuggling with each other, and Beverly got jealous and decided the baby was still a valuable asset.

Emily returns to her seat at the front of the helicopter, and she lands us safely in the middle of an outdoor ice rink. Penelope clamours outside with her ice skates on, and this tall japanese dude skates over to her, and they start kissing in the middle of the rink.

I look the other direction to find Jimin and Serena kissing. I cock my head to another direction, and Beverly and RM are kissing. Literally almost everyone is kissing except for Emily and Junk. J-hope, Suga and Tae are being loners, all hopelessly patting Tae's dog. Blossom scowls, jealous that Tae's dog was getting all the attention.

"Guys! Come meet my boyfriend!" Penelope calls out, motioning for with her hands to come and meet her boyfriend. "This is Yuzu, he's won the Olympics 2 times already!"

"No thanks!" Beverly called back, "I'm making another baby!"

"Emily," I said, "can you sterilize this helicopter..? I don't really want to sit in the same area where Beverly conceived a child."

Emily gave me a thumbs up. "I'll sterilize it."

Penelope and Yuzu eventually stop, motioning us to come forward as we get off the helicopter. Yuzu takes us over to this cafe on the side of the rink, and we all order lots of food. Beverly orders lots of coffee, and a taco with extra hot sauce. She ends up feeding her kid Jiminie hot sauce. RM clutches the baby protectively for the rest of the meal.

"I know you two met through a pen pal service," Serena starts, "but when did you... start dating her?"

"3 months ago," Penelope gushes. "We were being really romantic and he asked me through a letter whether or not I wanted to be his girlfriend. Of course I had to accept!"

"That's cool," Suga shrugs. Penelope groans, and makes lots of hand movements towards Yuzu while mouthing, "I'm taken."

"So," Yuzu says, straightening up. "Would you guys like to come and see my house? It's right across the street, and I'd feel horrible for not offering you guys any hospitality."

"Aw," Penelope smiles. "See guys? Isn't he the sweetest?"

Serena mutters something indistinguishable under her breath, crossing her arms and shooting daggers at Yuzu.

"Yes," I reply, "he is very sweet."

"Well, it's right next to the ice rink. I have my own private ice rink, you know, I am an olympian and all."

Penelope continues to make all these whiny disgusting noises, clutching Yuzu's hand very affectionately. I can't help but sneak a peak at Tae who is drinking his water and avoiding life.