Authors' Note

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Everything in this book is fiction, please don't sue.

No one has been killed or insulted or overly-impregnated or mutilated or dumped in Syria in the making of this book. The main characters are based on non-fiction humans, but are, in themselves, fiction.

Also, this book is totally inaccurate to BTS's lives.  Young children, do not use this as a source on your BTS research project (or even read this at all... it's not Peppa Pig, it's more like 50 Shades of Grey (not quite that bad but still)) Older children, adults and fossils, feel free to indulge in our fantasies.

If anyone is insulted by this book, please remember that nothing in this book was intended to offend anyone, and has been created for you to learn 

If you share a name with one of the characters, it was totally by coincidence (mostly...)  

Again, this is a work of fiction. DO NOT SUE. 

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Also, here's a quiz to find out which of the Drunk Mosquitos you are:

https://www.opinionstage.com/zeptmoff/which-of-the-drunk-mosquitos-are-you 

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