An Attack Helicopter Brought us Together

Chapter 21

Chapter 21

Serena POV

"Damn Emily, you really outdid yourself this time," Suga says, admiring the helicopter.

"Suga, stop flirting with Emily, I'm taken," Penelope quips up, holding Serena's arm defensively. "You don't have to flirt with her to make me jealous, Suga! That's just plain rude and selfish!"

"Shut up Penelope," Emily scoffs, "I'm starting to think that you have a crush on Suga."

"Well I'm starting to think that you have a crush on Junk!" Penelope fought back. "You gonna deny that?"

"That was a horrible roast Penelope," Ember stated. "Don't do that ever again."

"Ignoring um... that," Emily stammers, "I would like to take you on a tour on the new and improved attack helicopter! Okay first, I expanded the exterior, and I replaced all the stupid plastic seats with actual leather. I also put bedrooms upstairs in the helicopter just in case anyone wanted to sleep. I also upgraded the weapons on the helicopter, it used to only have this boring bombing system, but now it has a nuclear missile powered by sunlight!"

"Wait, WHAT?" I screeched, "YOU ADDED NUCLEAR?"

"I also added a bunch of machine guns on the side and a sniper system, but yeah, I added nuclear. Anything wrong with that?"

"Um. Yes," Ember started, "what if the nuclear leaks out or something?"

"Not possible," Emily dismissed. "It's all powered by sunlight, so when you hit this button, the solar panels will direct all their energy and convert it into nuclear energy, then we drop this highly secure shell with the nuclear inside. The shell is made from light energy as well, so it's very secure."

"How is this even possible?" J-hope asked, "you have like no experience in nuclear-"

"I was raised in North Korea bro," Emily replied. "Kim Jon Un was actually my dad's best friend once."

"Was?"

"Kim killed him."

"Oh."

"Anyways, Kim showed me a lot of nuclear gadgets and I've been storing the information in my brain for a while now, ALL ABOARD!"

We all clamour onto the attack helicopter, Beverly and RM sneaking back into their bedroom to uh... I don't know what, but I don't really want to know. I rub my pregnant belly, and drink lots of vodka. Jimin tries to stop me, but I don't really feel like doing that anyways. I love vodka.

Eventually Jimin gives up and opens a couple of bottles for himself.

Penelope cries again, talking about how much she loves Yuzu and stuff like that, and then screams at Suga for the hundredth time today, saying stuff like "I'm taken!" and "You're a perv!"

Ember is sleeping with her cat in her arms. I used to have a pet cat, but one day it decided it didn't love me anymore and that cat ran away. I found my cat 2 days later eating food out of a dumpster, but she looked happy, so I let her stay there.

Ugh, my pregnancy hormones lead me to crying about my cat running away from me, and Jimin tries to comfort me by patting my head and stroking my hair. I tell him to stop, because my hair is half dead already, and if it dies then I'm blaming it all on him.

"LET'S GO!" Emily screams in glee, the attack helicopter flying above the ground and into the snowy sky. "NEXT STOP, THE USA!"