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- The OC never has an issue pronouncing certain names after claiming to have never seen Naruto.
"Hi Miranda."
"Hi Kijimosashiniyo Otsurukatena-Sensei-San-Senpai-San-Sama-Kun!
Shh, hidden reference.
- The OC is always singing Naruto Openings as if they made them.
*Finishes singing Closer*
"Did you make that song?" Tsunade asked.
"Yes." Miranda replied. "Copyright laws don't exist in the ninja world. Hehehe!"
"What?"
- The author always makes the title of the book to obvious to the plot.
Regular Title: "Nazami - A Naruto Fanfic"
Generic Title: "I get sucked into the Naruto world and eat ramen and stop the Akatsuki and become a Jenjuriki! - If you didn't know it's a Naruto Fanfic"
Sorry, thought it was a Toriko fanfic.
- The Author is so bad at gradual emotion changes that the OC looks like they're having mood swings.
"Let's get some cake Akira."
"ZOMG YAAAAAASSSSSS BOO WHATS IT FOR LOL 1337 MLG SUCH HYPE!"
"Jiraiya died."
*Begins to excessively slap herself while wiping blood all over her clothes*
"But Naruto is there to comfort you."
*Stands up perfectly fine.* "Psh, whatever."
- The author always makes the same excuse for having a team of 5.
"Oh, we had one extra student this year."
"Um, no. Lowest scores in the class would probably graduate the next year if that was true. Congratulations for kicking Naruto out of the plot, you fu-."
- The OCs serious injury is always healed right as a fight is about to begin.
Lee: "I am still injured... But I will help my friends!"
Miranda: "I was on fire while drowning in a sea of acid giving birth to a sea urchin yesterday, but Sasuke needs our help so I'm fine."
- Minor injuries nearly kill the OC yet the Author never actually damages the OC in a way that would kill them.
"OH MY GO I GOT A PAPER CUT ON THE TIP OF MY NAIL! IM BLEEDING OUT! IMMA DIE! AHH!" *passes out*
Tsunade: "I sealed it with an advanced S rank forbidden Jutsu. You're fine."
- The author always makes Sasuke the first person to notice the characters feats.
"I pick up a desk and throw it at Naruto."
She's strong.
"I quickly run over to Iruka-Sensei and make sure he doesn't die."
She's fast.
How about She's ugly for once?
- The OC is always destroying stuff by accident, but they never get in trouble.
*Somehow does a fireball Jutsu that sets the whole village on fire*
"Oh, your fine. Everyone's fine. You're a good ninja. Have a lollipop and some money!"
- The author is always talking about long waits in between chapters when there's a cliffhanger from 2012 that has yet to be updated.
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Edited: August 2016
