- The OC never adapts to the manga/anime aspect of comedy, and never has an issue with no one understanding their jokes.
"Oh my god Tsunade, you are literally my life. You're better than blues clues, for real."
"I'm everyone's life. I run a god damn hospital. I literally generate life from my forehead. Want some?"
- The OC is never detained, demoted, or kicked from the village due to disrespecting a Kage's orders.
"Maya, go out to the border of the Hidden Sound and find out what Kabuto is planning."
"No, I need to go help Naruto win this war!"
"Bitch, did I ask for any back talk? I am the mother fucking Hokage, and you will not say shit like that. Naruto is the fucking Jinchuriki of the Kyuubi, not some weakling who always needs help. Do you think he's Sasuke or some shit? Talk back to me one more time. I dare you. I double dare you. I will lock you in a cell and feed you to Orochimaru's snakes if you think you can just disobey me."
- The OCs minor strengths are always being complimented by strong people when it'll never be useful.
"Lee, report."
"Yes, Hokage-Sama. She is terrible at everything, literally has no skill as a ninja or a human, but she hit me once with the strength if an angry sheep with really soft fur!"
"Why do I care?"
"I have no idea. YOUTH AWAY!"
- The OC is bound to Konoha and their infatuation with Sasuke, yet won't give up any information about the Akatsuki.
"Miranda! You were with these people for 3 years! Tell me everything or else!"
"NO! I LOVE THEM! THEY'RE MY FAMILY!"
"Shizune?"
"Yes, Hokage-sama?"
"Get the snakes."
- The Author still has the mindset of a Wanna-be Ninja and literally gives their OC powers they only use once.
- The OCs always have the same Kekkeh Genkais.
Sharingan and Mokuton.
Don't even deny it.
- The most interesting and prominent Kekkeh Genkai almost always get ignored.
Lava (3 variants), Storm (2 variants), Crystal, Dust, Magnet (3 variants), Light, Dark, Blaze, Scorch, Ice, Explosion, Steel, Swift, and Boil.
There's more to life than just Wood, people.
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- The OC suffers from a severe case of "I know exactly what the plan is when I just claimed I had no idea what the fuck is going on" syndrome.
It spreads through the eyes. Don't look at their eyes.
- The OC spams so many Jutsu that they suffer from severe Jutsu withdraw every god damn chapter.
Miranda sits in a metal room, locked to a chair with chakra restraints on her knees and handcuffs on her wrist.
"JUST ONE MORE WIND JUTSU! MY HAIR IS NOT BLOW DRIED ENOUGH!!"
- The author thinks the same thing with appearances when they make their OCs.
"HAIR ON FLEEK EYES ON FLEEK JUTSU ON FLEEK FACE ON FLEEK BODY ON FLEEK MARY SUE LEVEL ON FLEEK IT MUST BE PERFECT!!"
Edited: August 2016
