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- First time on a mission as an OC: Never get hit, kill an A-rank ninja, have a ninja snickers.
First time on a mission as Naruto: Freak out, get stabbed, get poisoned, train vigorously, barely win.
Logic. It's coming back.
- The OC always goes on missions that are vigorous as fuck, but they only last a day.
Bitch, people can't even climb a mountain in a day. Hell, Aokiji and Akainu's fight lasted for 10 fucking days in One Piece. How are you gonna tell me you infiltrated an elite organization in the span of 20 hours?
- The OC is always walking around in some stylish outfit that changes every day when every character in Naruto has only changed their outfit 6 times:
Pre Time Skip (1)
Sandaime's Funeral (2)
Post Time Skip (3)
FGNW (4)
The Last (5)
Epilogue (6)
- The author seems to bend time so battles and rest periods last for 30 seconds but emotional shit lasts for 78 hours.
"Sasuke, I just killed Itachi! Took about 3 minutes. WHAT? YOU HATE ME?! ZOMG CRI" *4 months past and she's created a village made of tears*
- The author is 11 and has read every manga chapter twice while listening to PTS and Shippuden anime openings, but they wrote the book like they've never even heard of Naruto.
"The 2nd Hokage send Team 7 on their first mission: Collecting the 6 paths to blow up Konoha."
The fuck?
Edited: August 2016
