- The OC never adapts to the personalities of canon characters over time, and continues to act like the quirky teenage social outcasts that only us readers can relate to.
(つД')ノ
- The OC is always blind to the obvious events that are about to happen.
"Miranda, do you notice those ninjas inching ever so closer to the Hokage, the awkward silence from every sand ninja, and the faint sound of people running from the rising dust cloud across the village? I think-"
* Invasion starts *
"HOLY CRAP AN INVASION! I WOULD HAVE NEVER NOTICED THAT ANYTHING WAS GOING ON AND THERE WAS NO INDICATION OF THIS HAPPENING AT ANY POINT WHATSOEVER!"
- The OC's time at the academy consists of the last 45 minutes of the final day, regardless of how long they've been in Konoha.
"I'm going to become Hokage!"
"Actually Naruto, you need to pass ninja school before you can consider becoming Hokage."
"Actually Iruka-Sensei, I was only in your class for half a lesson and I'm currently classed as the Sage of the Six Paths, so..."
- Every character develops a deep social relationship with the OC, even though they act just like us random weirdos who only make friends with other random weirdos.
(つД')ノ
- The OC has multiple useless traits and skills that are introduced for no reason and never contribute to the plot.
"Sasuke is down! We need a medic!"
"I'm no medic, but I do know how to play the violin!"
"Good! We can use the strings from your instrument to stitch his wounds! You clearly lack any skill to use it anyway."
*MLG bomb goes off*
OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
#TsunadesComeback #MoreLikeFireShade #StrumASongOfTears
It'd actually be nice to see someone with a skill palette based on non-Naruto skills. I'm up for using a violin as a weapon.
- The OC often gets lost in places they've been multiple times, then runs into an important character who conveniently happens to be in the area.
* Wakes up in forest *
"Where am I?"
"Hello young lady. I am the ghost of Hashirama Senju. I was strolling my sacred garden in the spirit realm when I saw you fall near my village. I decided to give you my wood style and sage mode even though I don't know you and countless people pass here every day. You're also five so I really don't know what I'm doing with this situation."
Ladies and Gentlemen, The First Drunkage.
- The OC complicates issues to a point of complete failure and never gets penalized for it.
"Tsunade-Sama, we found Sasuke, but I accidentally collapsed the lair on everyone but him and he escaped without a trace."
"Ok. Good work."
"... Are you drunk?"
* kicks sake under the table *
"Five thousand shot glasses and a bottle of ramen juice proves nothing!"
*sunglasses fall onto Tsunade*
*MLG bomb goes off*
OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
#LegacyOfTheDrunkage #QualifiedToBeHoekage #GlassesUpForTsunade #TakeAShotForEveryHashtag
- The OC has an addiction to using sarcasm on perfectly normal and non-deserving people.
"Hi Miranda. Beautiful day for a ride, huh?"
"Kiba, you man hoe, no one wants to have sex with you."
"I... I didn't mean "ride" like... Ok, you know what, that was rude. I'm offended. Fuck you."
"You wish you could."
"You wish I would."
*MLG bomb goes off*
OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
#FangRektingFang #InuzukaStomps #AkamAreUOkTho?
- The OC has a deep love polygon with every other character to the point where she's basically dating a new guy per region.
Konoha: In love with Naruto
Just outside Konoha: In love with Sasuke
Suna: In love with Gaara
Random Bridge: In love with Kabuto
Orochimaru's Prison #3: In love with Jugo
At home: In love with herself
- The OC is a Jinchuriki, but they have no issue communicating with her tailed beast.
* Is about to die *
"Oh no... I need help..."
"Oh hey Miranda. I, Isobu, a tailed beast who wants noting more than to be free from humanity, will gladly let you live so you can continue to use and oppress me."
"Ok." * Instant Heals *
Edited: August 2016
