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- Fanon Itachi is always telling everyone about how he killed his clan, even if he's only known them for 5 seconds
"Oh, hello Itachi!" A random bystander says.
Itachi grabs her shoulders and begins to violently shake her. Her expression is stale as he yells out "I KILLED MY ENTIRE CLAN, BUT I DID IT FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY!"
Itachi then grows ethereal wings and flies away.
- The author runs out of ideas for original techniques and decided to start stealing them from One Piece.
"Earth-Fire Style: Red Hawk!" I yelled as I covered my outstretched arm in dense earth and ignited it, smashing it into Kisame's chest.
Never seen that?
No?
Okden.
- [From SilverRider09] The author is making Generic Fan-fic Hidan but only knows 3 curse words.
"Hi Hidan!"
"Fuck your fucky fucking fuck right in the fucking fucker fucky fuck!"
- The OC is always destroying dishes, books, and various other objects, but you never see them get replaced.
Just as the OC has infinite ninja tools, she has infinite domestic appliances as well.
- The OC is always trashing buildings and houses, but they never get rebuilt.
I read in the mindset of guilt, so when people do this, I get sad. Like, now one of your characters is homeless and you don't care?
- The OC becomes Hokage and literally does not do shit.
> Qualified to lead the village
- The OC creates a "custom" elemental release that is either already canon, is a copy, or exists in a movie universe.
> Acid Release
> Glass Release
> Syrup Release
> Bacon Release
Yeah, I've seen it.
- The OC always has a custom room in the Akatsuki base as if it was made in preparation for her arrival.
I'd be living in a sack of dirt with the words "Owned by Pein" on it.
- The Author gives the story a name that is clearly related to Naruto but still included a Naruto tag in it.
I Meet Naruto And Date Naruto [A Naruto Fanfic]
No, really? Thought it was a Soul Eater fanfic. Would've never guessed.
- The OC is always doing mission that their rank doesn't entitle.
"Miranda, I know you're a Genin, but I want you to use your S-Rank skill to take out the Akatsuki and end world hunger. I don't know how you're not a Jounin yet, even though I'm the Hokage and I deal with this shit."
Edited: August 2016
