WE'RE ALMOST TO 3K! PUSH DAMMIT PUSH!!
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- Fans are always getting defensive whenever someone says something negative about the book.
"This cover looks kind of weird..."
"OH MY GOD CHILD SHUT THE FUQ UP GAWD YOU ARE A PIECE OF SH*T LITTLE MOTHER FU-"
- The OC always has some weird ass way of getting into the ninja world.
• Falling out of a window
• Jumping into their computer screen
• Jumping into a dinner plate
• Flying into someone while reading the manga
• Seeing Itachi's eyes in the mirror at night
• BLACKING OUT FOR NO REASON!!!
Insertion OCs.
Just.
Plain.
Fucks.
- The author confuses the graduation exam's Jutsu for the "Shadow Clone Jutsu" rather than the "Clone Jutsu."
- The OC claims they wouldn't fall in love with a "cartoon character" (cartoon? Fuck you.) but they have Sasuke's babies.
"Sasuke, let's fuq."
"Ok."
"Take that Sakura."
*MLG bomb goes off*
OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
#MirandaStrikes #DontMessWithTheBest #BurnLikeKatonNoJutsu
- There's only one book where the OC actually vomits up their breakfast during Kakashi's "Survival Training"
Because every god damn insertion OC eats the breakfast.
Because every god damn OC in general eats the breakfast.
- Fans are always re-reading a book and spoiling 1/2 the content for new readers.
Miranda takes a separate route, turning a corner before dashing into the unlit hallways of Orochimaru's lair, hoping to find Sai in one of these rooms.
Comment: "LOL he's not just going to find Sai do ;o" | MoreLikeSaltine
- The OC never masters any fundamental concepts yet learns a complex Jutsu in an hour.
"I just mastered this highly complicated Jutsu that combines Wood Style, Fuuinjutsu, Bakujutsu, Taijutsu, Genjutsu, Ninjutsu, and Shape Manipulation in less than a day!"
"When the hell did I ever teach you Fuuinjutsu?"
"When the hell do you ever teach anything?"
*MLG bomb goes off*
OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
#HurtsWorstThanRinsDeath #NoLongerQualified #HoekageSlammed #Raikirekt #SharinganCouldntSeeThatShade
- The OC has never been in a violent confrontation, yet they don't bother to stop or feel fear when they are damaged in battle.
"Miranda, are you ok?"
"OH MY GOD, NO! I THOUGHT BEING A NINJA WOULD BE FUN AND EXCITING BUT IM FUCKING BLEEDING FROM MY EVERYTHING! AWW GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE! WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BLOOD?!"
- The OC is always being compared to an object in some aspect.
"Durable as steel"
"Cute as a rabbit"
"Her skin glowing like the moon"
How about "Her face ugly as shit" for a change?
- The OC is always being loud as hell, but they never alert any nearby ninja.
"Hi Miranda."
"OHHHHH MYYYY GOOOOOOD NAAAARUTOOOOOOO HIIIIIIIII!"
"You hear something?"
"No."
Edited: August 2016
