It's like 2 AM. 5 point chapter.
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- The OC never admits to knowing the plot and simply says they have "Special Knowledge."
"Kakashi Hatake, I know the exact date and reason of your death!"
"The fuck? Why?"
"Oh... Uh, I have special knowledge!"
"The only thing special about you is your ignorance."
*MLG bomb goes off*
OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
#BurnsLikeTheWillOfFire #TheSixthRektkage #MoreLikeKakashiOfTheSwagigan
- The OC is always willing to fight Zabuza on their first encounter even though they are literally as weak as a fly.
(つД')ノ
- The OC has some unexplained ability that literally comes from another anime and isn't even translated into Naruto correctly.
"Ranton: Raiza Ei Taiho!"
"Miranda, what was that?!"
"Oh, you see, I concentrate heat into my eyes and fire it as a beam of energy. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to stop Rex Ruthō from taking over Metropo- I mean Konoha."
* Flies away in a red and blue ninja suit *
- The OC's parents are never around but they conveniently find out that their parents are basically godmoders and they don't need to elaborate on anything anymore.
"Seriously, what the hell was that Jutsu?"
"My mommy and daddy bought it for me and YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!"
"How do you buy experience? You know what, don't answer. You clearly got scammed."
*MLG bomb goes off*
OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
#SenseiSwag #NoLawInThisBitch #ReturnOfRektKashi #QualifiedToBeTheShadeOfFire
- The OC is on the front lines of war when they don't even have any significance in the plot.
"Miranda? Why are you in the Third Division, the one in the middle of the desert facing off against the god of all Uchiha and the Snake Sage Kabuto's most OP reincarnations, when you should be in the Wind Country healing injured shoulders?!"
"Uh... I got lost?"
"BITCH WHERE?!"
"Under all them Hidden Leaves."
*MLG bomb goes off*
OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
#ComeAtMeHashirama #MoreLikeSmokingLeaf #TooManyTressToFindYourLoverMadara
Edited: August 2016
