this // narry au

Character's Ask 2.0 - Group & Harry

DISCLAIMER: this totally doesn't affect the story yo and i'm writing this on my laptop so like a million typos since i turned off auto correct

YOU GUYS ASKED SO MANY QUESTIONS IT IS CURRENTLY IN LIKE 3 OR 4 PARTS HOLY SHIT ALMOSY 400 QUESTIONS GUYS GO EASY ON ME THIS IA 3,400+ WORDS AND IT'S JUST HARRY AND THE GROUP QUESTIONS WTF

so like im still planning but the goals currently is Part 1: Harry and group, Part 2. Niall and ??? Liam??? Part 3. Me and Zayn and if I feel really bored I'll add Louis and Lauren to part 3 but like most likely not

sort i excluded questions for Louis and Lauren they're been in like 5 chapters out of 68 PLUS I FORGOT THEY DON'T KNOW JACK ABOUT NIALL (lauren does but like....louis is so left out on the details and i forgot and it would totally mess up the plot so yo..)

*TYPOS ARE SO CRAZY I WROTE THIS ON MY LAPTOP AND I TURNED OFF MY AUTOCORRECT SO YO BEAR WITH ME*

Characters Ask 2.0 - Part 1: Group & Harry -

"This is so fucking stupid." I grumble as Zayn dibs the loveseat.

"I'm going to have to agree with Harry..." Liam mutters as he sits on the small loveseat also on the left of Zayn, despite Zayn's claims of owning it (but Zayn just looks at me with crimson cheeks and Liam is oblivious to his affect on poor Zayn).

"It'll be fun, c'mon. Both of you are debbie downers." Niall exclaims throwing an arm around me and pulling me into him.

"Remember last time when Niall told everybody his penis size?!" Zayn suddenly exclaims and Niall blushes. "They asked and I answered..."

"I'm probably bigger." Liam says as a matter of facilty under his breath and Zayn suddenly stops laughing and goes quiet, "Are you serious? Oh my God, Harry did you hear him?! He--"

"No Zayn, not now. We can talk about this later." I scold because I'm always the person he talks to about penis size. Like I don't wan't to hear that. "Let them ask the questions."

Let the questions begin!

Fallingshades: For Zayn, Harry & Niall; 1. Who is the hottest, 2. Who would die list in The Hunger Games, 3. Who would die first in a horror movie and 4. In a zombie apocalpyse who would you sacrifice out of the three?

"Niall is the hottest." Zayn says quickly.

"Are you sure? Because I was going to say you, Zayn." I reply and Niall frowns, "I'm the hottest, obviously."

"Zayn's hottest!" I exclaim and Niall rolls his eyes, muttering: "Harry would die first in The Hunger Games though."

"I totally wouldn't." I defend myself.

"I mean I'm a criminal and Zayn can flirt his way out of anything so...sorry." Niall smirks.

"Zayn would die first in a horror movie though!" I exclaim, "He's scared of a lot of stuff!"

"I'm not even going to deny it." Zayn remarks.

"And who are you going to sacrifice?" Liam asks and we suddenly go quiet.

"Niall, I'm sorry." Zayn says and I giggle.

Niall gasps, "I'd sacrifice you too, Zayn. Thanks, though."

"I'm going to have to sacrifice you Niall," I pout at him, "I'm sorry. I love you."

"I don't love you back!" Niall grumbles as he crosses his arms, "We're going to discuss this later."

kaykaykatgurl: How did you figure out you were gay?

"Are any of us actually just gay?" Liams asks and we all shake our heads.