Character's Ask - Zayn, Louis & Me

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Zayn:

dahawaiichick: If you had the chance to have sex with Liam would you top or bottom? If you bottomed then would you ride him, or would you do some other exotic sex position? Or missionarry is cool. LOVE YOU, BOO!!!

"Okay, so like.... it's complicated what sex position I am because I claim I'm a top but then I see Liam and I'm like wow, fuck me raw so it just depends. With Liam I'm a bottom though, not going to waste all those inches." Zayn says and Liam turns crimson. "And sex positions depend on three things, how big the dick is, if I'm drunk and how long we've been dating."

BeyondCanon: WHERE IS YOUR CHILL?

"I lost my chill along with my dignity a long ass time ago." Zayn chuckles.

Dani_Phandom: Why are you so perfect?

"Aw, thank you! I'm not perfect though. Like, trust me. I'm not perfect."

"Zayn's perfect." I pipe. "You're correct Zayn is not."

ttylstyles_: love me

"Only if you'll love me."

Niallergirl4ever: Zayn, what kind kind of kinks do you want to try with Lim? And will you be my friend?

"I'll literally try every fucking kink in the book but water works or water sports-- Whatever it's called because it's fucking disgusting."

"What's that?" Niall asks.

"It's like, when one pisses in anothers mouth. Why? Why would you do that? Isn't urine acid?" Zayn cringes.

"Urine isn't acid." Liam rolls his eyes.

"I don't know, man. I swear on TV it said urine is acid." Niall replies.

"And of course I'll be your friend!" Zayn adds.

selfishmachines_: Zayn, would you ever do a porno? And if so, alone or with some one?

"Hell yeah, I'd do a porno. With somebody though, because I don't need somebody to watch 20 minutes of me shoving a dildo up my ass."

_larry_stylinson69: When are you going to fuck Liam?

"I don't know, ask Liam."

vinylmalik: YOU ARE A KINKY SEX GOD AND I LOVE YOU SO CAN YOU NOT DATE SOMEBODY ELSE PLS THANKS DADDY

"I strongly feel like that was supposed to be sent to Niall instead of me."

NARRYxxLARRY: Zayn, how did you get som dirty minded?

To me:

dahawaiichick: My question to you is,

As a writer, and a fellow directioner, you must have many fans. (including me!!!) If you were to name us something, what would we be? xxAmber