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Character's Ask 2.0 - Niall & Liam

A/N: tHE LONG AWAITED 2/3 OF THE CHARACTERS ASK THIS WILL BE NIALL AND LIAM'S ANSWERS

Character's Ask 2.0 - Niall & Liam

Questions for Niall!

Irwinthefuzzypenguin: So, what is this so called "plan" to keep Harry safe because we all know something is going to go horribly wrong one day.

"Yeah," I turn to Niall, "What is the so-called plan that you've been blabbering about?"

"You probably won't like it so I'm not going to tell you." Niall mumbles, "But I don't care if Harry doesn't like it, all I care about is if Harry is safe."

danger-gays: Would you give up the entire rush of the criminal life to grow fat and old with Harry?

"In a heartbeat," Niall says then he adds, "Sike! You all wish I would!"

I give him a look and then he finally says, "Duh, of course I would. But I don't plan on being a fat grandpa."

BeyondCanon: Never leave Harry, okay? Okay.

"Maybe okay can be our always--" Niall starts and I glare at him.

"Stop trying to be Augustus." Liam pipes up. "That movie gave you multiple personalities."

"I read the book too, Liam." Niall snaps.

Dani_Phandom: First of all I LOVE YOUR HAIR and now can I live with you and Harry?

"Usually I'd say no but you complimented my hair and you haven't called my hair purple so the answer is maybe."

Niallergirl4ever: So.... when are you going to propose to Harry?

"Harry said I'm not allowed to propose until we're safe." Niall says, "Like actually. I want to but he won't let me."

"Propose if you want but I still don't trust you alone with Charlie."

_larry_stylinson69: Can you adopt me?

"Will you pay rent is the real question?" Niall asks.

"If you adopt a fucking child then they don't pay rent, dumb-ass." Zayn laughs.

_larry_stylinson69: When are you and Harry going to get married?

"When we're safe." Niall pipes up. "No wedding or proposal until we're both safe."

vinylmalik: How did you even find out what your kink is?

"One day I was watching porn and I was like... I like that." Niall chuckles, "And I just looked at Jensen Ackles one day and was like, goddamn. I want Jensen Ackles to fuck my ass. And I'm literally always a top."

Narricorn: Can you fuck me in the ass???

"Uhm.... Sure. YOLO."

"I feel like anal sex with a boy and a girl is two totally different things." Zayn admits, "Like, can a girl even orgasm from it?"

"None of us know Zayn, because none of us are girls," I roll my eyes.

NARRYxxLARRY: Niall, can we watch Barney together?

Niall's face drops, "You know what, fuck you and fuck Barney. Harry literally just got over that annoying ass nickname."

"Apologize to her." Liam demands.

Niall rolls his eyes. "I'm sorry I said fuck you. I shouldn't tell you what to do. Fuck yourself if you want."

PuppeeLov3: Are you going to leave Harry?