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103. cookie jar

: I've been meaning to update all week but I kept falling asleep so fuck it I'm updating in the morning for the first time in forever ayyy

What's poppin guys. What's good in the hood

I'm so boring right now ugh this is why I gotta update at night! Because I'm fun at night

I STARTED WATCHING GREY'S ANATOMYYYYYY BEST SHOW EVER I think I told y'all but idc I gotta say it again EVERYBODY IS SO HOT

This chapter is pretty much a filler and it's pretty short too so pls don't get your hopes up

103 - Cookie Jar (idk I just saw this word in a sentence and made it the chapter title because I couldn't think of anything else)

Zayn and Liam.

Zayn. And Liam.

I'm in a no sex competition with Zayn and Liam.

You'd think I wouldn't be still doing the competition, because Zayn is Zayn and Liam is Liam and they love sexual activities, especially with each other; but here I am, a single week later still competing.

I had convinced myself Zayn and Liam would cheat and have sex with each other or something so I've been staying in the house.

They haven't even gone further then a quick makeout session, it's kind of sad at this point if I'm honest.

Zayn and Liam are turning into a completely different type of Zayn and Liam (especially Liam, surprisingly).

"What is the prize of this stupid thing again? Whoever fails does what?" Liam questions from the velvety love seat he's was sitting in, Zayn playing games on his phone beside him.

"I don't even remember." I shrug from my spot across the room from him.

"Zayn, baby," Liam starts.

"Yeah?" Zayn chirps, looking up from his screen.

"Can you have sex with me? Can we just do it? I don't care what I have to do when I lose, I can't--"

"No" Zayn interrupts, "If I have sex with you I lose to! And I am not a loser."

"But baby," Liam whines, burrowing his face into Zayn's neck, "I need you."

(Fuck; I miss Niall. I remember when he tried that on me).

"No!" Zayn jumps up and away from Liam, "That won't work on me, not this time. You can't have sex with me and you can't have sex with anybody else either!"

Liam sits there pouting on the touch while I watch amused.

"Never thought Zayn would be in the least affected in a situation like this." I laugh at the disappointment on Liam's face.

"You guys always underestimate me." Zayn replies, sitting away from Liam and his lusted attempts at breaking Zayn's wall down. "Like I said before, I like sex. It's a hobby. It's my go to thing for every mood I feel. But like all hobbies, it can be replaced."

"So basically, you replaced my dick." Liam says in a monotone voice.

"What with?" (Who could replace that? It's huge).

"Knitting."

Liam almost throws himself across the room as he throws his head back and groans, "You fucking replaced me with knitting?!"

"I saw it on Grey's Anatomy so I gave it a go and it's really helpful." Zayn shrugs.

"I was wondering where that knitted sweater came from!" I exclaim and Zayn laughs, "I think I'm like a professional knitter."